Funny / Jokes SMS

When U Read A Good Msg U Never Think Of d Person Who Sends it,

But U Think Of d Person Whom U Want 2 Send it.

Paise koi Kharch kry,Yaad koi Aaye ->

Isi

Lie

Me

Bar

Bar

Keti

Hu

K

Ap

Khana

Kha

K

Pani

Wani

P

K

Ao

Ye

SMS

Boht

Lamba

Hay

Phir

Bad

Me

Ap

Bhi

Ye

Hi

Kahogay

K

Oye

Yaar

Kia

Hay

Ye

SMS

To

Khatam

Hi

Nhi

Horaha

Pata

Nhi

Or

Kitni

Dair

Parhna

Parega?

Ghussa

Na

Karo

Ap

Ko

Ye

Jan

K

Bohot

Khushi

Hogi

K

Msg

Abi

B

Khatam

Nhi

Hua

Q

k

Is

Msg

Ki

Gherai

Ka

Ap

Ko

Abi

Andaza

Nhi

Hai

Ye

Samander

Se

B

Ziyada

Ghera

Hai

Magar

Ab

Ye

Asmaan

Se

B

Zyada

Uncha

Hogya

Hai

kher

muje

sirfye

p0chnatha

Light hai ya nahi.

Try this REAL fun!

Take Ur mobile

Selct Vibrate mode & put in Water,

Now cal frm landline.

Ur mobile wil start swiming

It's a new game called,

'Try & Cry' -)

Strong bonding doesn't need sms or calls

As respect lives in Heart

True relation never departs...

Oh Hello

Sab Bakwas hai

Roz msgs Aa jane chahiye! =P )

Do u rembr ur cute childhud

wen u went 2 a toy shop n ask shopkepr-antal antal ye montey titne ta hai ?

n shpkepr replied : Beta ye monkey nhi mirror he.

A B C D E F G H I

J K L M N O P Q R

S T U V W X Y Z

Is main 1 Mising Hy?

Dobara q parh rahe ho?

Afsos ka muqam hy

ABC Me 1 Kahan Ata Hy?

Had hogai

Jab bhi gali me chalo,

,

Q k

aisa karne se na sirf apki izzat barhegi,

Bal k

gire hue kuch paise milne k chances bhi barh jate hain..-)

Gabbar: "ye hath mjhe de de thakur...!"

Thakur: "le le kuttay mere hath le le, basanti k b le le, jai aur veru k b le le...

Octopus ban ja haramkhor...! :D :D :D

jis din aap humen bhool jaen ge

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Gino mat sarey dant tor diye jaen ge.

Hamara PAKISTAN

CHAND ka Tukra hai.

Aur CHAND per na LIGHT hoti hai, na PANI, na GAS, na AATA, na CHEENI.

So plz no TENSION

Enjoy being on Moon