Funny / Jokes SMS

4 people in car, 2 in the front, one asleep in the back, one curled up in the trunk. Cop comes up behind with siren. They

pull over. Cop walks to drivers window!

DRIVER:

What seems to be the problem, officer?

COP:

No problem! I just wanted to tell you that you are the one hundredth person Ive seen wearing a seat belt today, which means

you have won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition!

DRIVER:

Thats great! What a surprise!

COP:

So, buddy, what are u going to do with ur winnings?

DRIVER:

Well first, I'll get my drivers license and then I'll pay off all those warrants.

RIDER:

Ah, dont believe him! He always talks big when hes drunk!

SLEEPER (waking up) :

Whoa! A cop. Darn it all! I knew we wouldnt get far in a stolen car.

GUY IN TRUNK:

Hey! Amigos! Have we crossed the border yet..??

It is difficult to understand why GOD creates beautiful women

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then turns them into neighbour's wives..!!

Aik orat bcche se:

So ja DIPLOMA so ja!

Prrosun:

Aap ise DIPLOMA q kehti ho?

Orat:

Meri beti islamabad university se DIPLOMA lene gai thi or ye le i he..!!

Mr. Jinnah used to speak more in English, so I presume we misunderstood when he said..

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Calm, Calm and just Calm!

Love inspires Envy

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Envy endangers Spite

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Spite spawns Fallacies

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Neeche to ayse dekh rhe ho jyse oopr ka sb smajh aa gya ho..!!

Five friends lived in a room.

Mad,

Brain,

Fool,

Nobody,

Somebody.

One day Somebody killed Nobody.

At that time Brain was in bathroom.

Mad called police.

Mad:Hello police! Somebody has killed Nobody.

Policeman: R you Mad?

Mad:Yes i m Mad.

Policeman: Don't u have brain?

Mad:Yes actually Brain is in bathroom.

Policeman: You fool?

Mad: No sir i m Mad actually Fool is busy reading sms.

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna k har sms bhejne se pehle,

Service center wala call kr k khud puche..?

BosS,

Pakkkaaa ?...

Bhejna hy? ya sending fail kr den.

Roger Fedrer: I have great knowledge about Tennis you can ask anything.

Pathan: ok tell me, how many holes are there in the net??