Boy & Girl SMS

Bf: U know aaj me blackberry laya hun

Gf Wow thats amazng aj hmare abu b Oranges laye the hm sbne khaye bht mza aya

Govrnment school zindabad

In Matlabi Lrkiyo sE Achi To Meri CigrAte hY Jo MEre Honton Se Apni Zndgi ShurU Krti hY Mere Kadmon Talay Dam Tor Deti hY :

I LOVe U -( Benson -(:

1 din jb Erum College sy ayi to dekha k Us k Ghar k samny ik Larka Khara hyjaisy kisi ka Intizar kr rha ho,

phr Roz aisa hota Wo Us ki wapsi pr wahan hi hota, or Ghanton baitha rehta, pr Moo sy kuch nai Kehta or bs ik bar Erum ki tarf dekhta or Mu Neechay kr leta,

Erum ko yaqen hony laga tha k Wo Larka Us sy mohbat krta hy aur Wo b Us K bary me Sochny lgi Aaj to Us ny Faisla kr lia k Wo Khud Us sy Baat kry gi,

Wo Us k Paas gyi Wo Usy Paas atay Dekh kr thora sa Ghabraya, phr Erum ne Pucha: Aap Mere Ghr k Samny Ghanto Q Kharay rehty ho?

Larky ny Jawab dia "Q k Aap k WiFi pe Pasword nai laga hua":D

Once A Girl Askd Her Bf : Why We Have Units To Measure Weight, Height & Distance But Not Love, Friendship & Trust? .

Boy Thought For A While . . . Took Her In His Arms, Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said Look, DON'T Eat My Brain! I am Already Failed In Physics :p:D

Girl : Aap mujhe lift dein gay to main apko apna numbr dungi :) . . . . . . . . . .

Boy : Jahan chaho wahan chor don ga, nmbr wmbr rhne do. Bas 100 ka petrol dalwa dena Baji:)

Moral :- "Mehangayee ne larkon ko bhi shareef bana diya hai %.

Girl & Boy on Ph0ne: Boy: Hello aaj kis color k kapray pehne hai tm ne?

Girl: Tumko bus yehi sab fazul baatein karni hoti hai.?

Boy: 0oh ok.. Tell me, Hw should SBP fight these inflationary trends wid minimum intervention in the money markets?

Girl: hmmmn. Pink color k.. Jo EiD pe pehny thy:D:D

A Boy Took Her Girlfriend To An Italian Restaurent Just To Impress Her.

The Boy Called The Waitor And Asked To Bring The Menu.

After Reading The Menu,

The Boy Ordered:

"Hey Waitor!

Bring

Aldrickeo Papazenui."

Waitor:

"Sorry Sir,

That's The Owner's Name..

Please Order Food.":D):)

Boy : I Heard You Failed In English..??:(

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Girl: Who Telled You..? It Is

Unpossible..!! i Sawd The Result Yesterday, I Passed Away..!!

Boy: Ok Bye :

Girl: Buy Buy GOD Blast u :)

Hum Nay Un Se Pocha K Vaadon Or Yaadon Me Kya Fark Hy?

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Wo Boli

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"Bhai Mujhe Nahi Pata, Tum Google Pay Search Kar Lo" :P

Shotest love story:

Boy: zara suniye

Girl: G bhai

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