Funny / Jokes SMS

Golden words Agar kisi insan ka ikhlaq dekhna chahty ho to us k mobile ka inbox delete krdo...:p

Phr dakho tamasha....:p :D

Only three things change the mood of women

I love you

U r beautiful

& 50% discount

Life has many ways to make you weak. But always remember 3 things that will keep you strong... . . . . .

Breakfast Lunch & Dinner :D

Think hatke & Eat Datke

Aao sary din ki baatain karain .

Light chali gai ay,

Light aa gai ay,

light jan vali ay,

light an valli ay,

light nai ai,

light nai gai,

light ja v sakdi a,

light aa v sakdi a,

light dim aa rai a,

light tez aa rai a,

light aa Q nai rai,

light ja Q nai rai, O gai g, O i g,

Pyary Pakistan ki pyari btain

Boss 50 Pathar Jahaz Ma Rakhe Hn 1 Niche Pheka To Baqi Kitne Bache?

Emp: Sir 49

Bos: Hathi Ko 3 hison me frig me rkho?

Emp: Frig khola Hathi rkha Frig bnd krdia

Bos: ab 4 hison me HiRAN frig Me Rkho?

Emp: Frig Kola Hathi nikla Hran rkha frig bnd krdia

Bos: Shr ki Slgra hy sb jnwr aye 1 nh aya q?

Emp: Q k Sir Hran to frig me hy

Bos: 1 Budhi orat Mgr Much se bhary Drya ko kese par krgi?

Emp: Sir Tair k qk mgr much to Sher ki Slgra me gye hue hn

Bos: Akhri Swal wo orat phr b mr gai btao q

Emp: Sir dub gai hogi

bos: nhi us k sar pe wo pathar laga jo hm ne jahaz se pheka tha Kal se kam pr mat Ana.

BRANDED WORLD:

A rich girl was walking by the river side in jungle & suddenly saw a Crocodile and a Cheetah.. She screamed: OH MY GOD.. LACOSTE and PUMA :P

Arab couple went 2 London, in the hotel room, husband heard his wife scream 'Faar Faar' (arabic word for Mouse)

He wanted to inform Room Service but didnt know English word for Faar.

Husband: Hello Room Service?

Room Service: Yes Sir, how can I help you?

Husband: you know Tom & Jerry?

Room Service: Yes Sir, I know.

Husband: Walla Habibi, JERRY is here, in our Room...!!

Message by Confused Alarm Clock to Dear Human, . . . . . . .

You get Mad when I wake you up & you also get Mad when I don't wake you..

"What is that you Exactly want from ME?" ..

Don't Try To Understand Women

Women Understand Women And They Hate Each Other ...!! -)

Dad's writes on son's facebook wall:

Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot.

Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.