Funny / Jokes SMS

Rajnikanth was a DJ at a party.

An alien landed there from a near by Galaxy and requsted:

Meray larkay ka kal board exam hai, thora dheeray bajao:P

3 word sentences that instantly change ur mood,

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"I love u"

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"I hate you"

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Most effective one,

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"Facebook Login Error" ..!! :D:p:p

REALITY OF LIFE :

Duniya men jitne b naik MARD hen wo AURAT ki waja se hen!

Kuch Biwi k khof se.

Kuch Hooron k shoq se.

Facebook fever:

Once a guy updated his status "I m gonna sleep on terrace tonite"

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After sometime

17 mosquitoes liked his status!

GUDNYT..

Humble request

Dear google

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Can you just let me write my sentence before u start guessing it! :p

What is invisible romance?

Chris Gayle giving a black rose to Serene Williams on a moonless night wearing black dresses in coalmine without smiling ..

I love walking in rain so that no 1 can c my tears "

= old one

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"I love walking in fog so that no 1 can c that i m smoking"

= new one

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" I love walking bcoz petrol is now 91 rupees per litre "

= latest one :D

"I Told My Dad That I Want An Apple Or Blackberry...

He Replied:

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"Aam Ka Season Hai Beta Aam Khao! =P

Dear Kanjoos Customer U have Subscribed Kanjoosi Packge. Successfully U can Enjoy saving of msgs. your Kanjoosi is valid untill Allah give U taufeeq to send me sms. Thanks for using kanjoosi packge.

"Kanjoos" ap hi to ho..!!

Amazing truth..

agar apko kisi bhe insan k lagatar msg milte rahe to samjh le k uski bhe light nahi hy...-)Farigh Shah