Community SMS

1 pathan Ghar Me Betha Movie Dekhte Hue Zor Zor Se Chillaya.

Oye Khana kharab ka bacha Signature Na Karna.

Oye Pagal k bacha Phans Jae Ga

Sign Na Karna

Ak bar phir Soch Ly yara.

Bhag Ja

Uski B.V Boli:Konsi Movie dekh Rahe hO khan sb.?

Pathan: Apni Shaadi ka.

1 Burhi aurat ne ATM k pas pathan se kaha: Beta mera Balnce check kro.

Pathan ne Aurat ko Dhakka de dia.

Wo gir gyi.

Pathan: Tmhara balance kharab hy amma :D

Pathan to AirHostess: "Tmhra shakal Hamara B.V se milta hy,

Airhostess:

Bakwas band kro, jahil insan,

Pathan: ohhh Zuban b milta hy..

1 Pathan baal katwane gaya

naai bola: khan sahab baal kese katon?

Pathan: "Bilkul khamoshi se....!"

Memon Apne Kamre Ko Paint Ker Raha Tha..

Uss ne Sirf Chhat Ko

"White" Paint Kiya..!

Aur

Baqi Deewaron Pe Likh Diya..

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."Same As Above":p

Pathan Student:

Miss,

Kya Raat Ko Aap Mujhe Call Kar Rahi Thien ?

Miss :

Nahi Tou !

Pathan :

KamaaL Hai..

Subh Mere Mobile Pe Likha Tha :

"MISS Call"......!!!

Ek shaikh, memon ki shadi me gya

shadi walay ghar k 2 darwazay thy

1 pe rishtedar 2sray pe dost likha tha

sheikh dosto walay darwaze se enter hua

agay phir 2 darwazay thay

1 pe ladies dosray pe gents likha tha

sheikh gents walay darwazay se enter hua

wahan 2 or darwazay thay

1 pe gift dene wala dosray pe baghair gift walay likha tha

sheikh baghair gift walay darwazay me enter ho gya

Jab dekha to sheikh bahir gali me kharra tha

Or likha tha sharm to nhi aa rahi ho gi

memon ki shadi aur free mein roti khaye ga..

pathan 1 khobsurat girl se. mere dil me 1 bat ha. girl sharmatay huay keh do na: pathan mujay sharm ata ha. girl ankhen japkate huay. keh do na . . . . ap k pas naswar hai. hahahaha

Wakeel:

Tum ne Police Officer ki jaib mein jalti hui machis kiyon rakhi?

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Pathan:

Ye Hum ko bola "zamanat karwana hai to pehley

"JAIB"

Garam karo.

Pathan Police Se:

Kal raat Chor hamara Ghar se TV k elawa sab Samaan le gaya.

Police:

TV Kyun Nahi Le gaya?

Pathan:

TV hum dekh raha tha Na...!!