Funny / Jokes SMS

I bought a packet of air,

I was surprised to see that,

There were few chips in it.

Dedicated to lays, kurleez, super crisp..!:-p

If u fall i will pick you up :)

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As soon as i am done laughing ... :D . :-p

Dil ko jalane se kya Faaida!

Aansu Bahane Se kya Faida!

Jab us ne Humein chhor kar!

kisi aur ka Hath tham Lia hy!

Ab uske chote bhai ko cheez dilane se kya Faida!->

( ,")/ AbE Oye!

<)( slAntY/ vApIs kAr!->

Jab meri koi call na aye

Koi SMS na aye

Koi mis cal b na aye

To

Samajh lena

K

SHEHANSHAH-E-WAQAT

Hath wala pankha chala rahay hain:-

They say that love is more important than money!

have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug??

Silly people )

Sunheri baatain

"kisi k Ghr janae sy pehly light ki timing puch lo"

"waqt ki pabndi wapda wala0n se sekho"

"2012 mae pagl log lite ki waja se h0n gay"

"ager kisi se 2sti karo to daekh lo un k pas gentr ya U.p.s hai "

"Acha 2st wohi jo ap ko garmi mae hawa de"

I won't be impressed with science until I can download a zinger burger )

A woman can tolerate anything except another woman sharing her husband AND

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Anyone sharing his salary

AND a mother-in-law

AND a daughter-in-law

AND relatives of husband

AND a husband happy among friends

AND an early morning rise

AND a servant on leave

AND... AND... AND..

A woman can tolerate anything! :)

An ordinary person will be with books.

But an extraordinary person will be in that book.

Be an extraordinary person like ME,

As u can Find me in "FACEBOOK"

3 Unforgettable Things In Our Life

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1. Breakfast

2. Lunch

3. Dinner!!!-)

Har wellay Emotional hon di zarorat nai..!! :D