Teacher & Student SMS

MIS: Home wrk Q ni kia?

Stdnt: Mis lite ni thi

MIS: Candle jla lyte?

Stdnt: Machis ni thi,

MIS: New Machis ly aty?

Stdnt: strike thi, shop bund thi,

MIS: Paros se lelety?

Stdnt: unki MASJID me rkhi thi,

MIS: to wahan se le ate?

Stdnt: nahaya hua ni tha,

Mis: nahaye Q ni thy?

stdnt: pani ni tha,

MIS: Ufff, pani Q ni tha?

Stdnt: motor ni chal rhi thi.

Mis: Ullu k pathy motor Q ni chal rhi thi?

Stdnt: pagl ki bchi shuru me bataya to tha. LIGHT NI THE

History teacher was sick.

So the Biology teacher was asked to make the paper of History.

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The very first question shocked the students...

Q# 1: Describe Anarkali in detail with a neat diagram and label the parts. :O ) :p

LAB TEACHER:

Class ko Practical karwa raha tha. Us ne Taizaab (Acid) aik glass me nikala aur us me Jaib se 5 ka Sikka nikal kar us me daal diya aur Students se poocha:

Ye Sikka mehfooz rahe ga ya ghul jaye ga?

1 Student:

Mehfooz rahe ga.

Lab Teacher hairat se:

Tumhe kaise pata?

STUDENT:

Ager is Sikkey ko Taizaab me Ghulna hota to Aap ye apni Jaib se nahi nikaalte balkay hum se maangte..

"Pakistan K Genious Students"

Teacher''Jawani aur

Burhape me farak btao?

Student,Jawani me mobile me HASEENO

k numbers hote hai,

Aur

Brhape me Hakeemon k.

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face."

"Yes, sir," the boys said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'

A little fellow shouted, 'It's because your feet ain't empty..!!'

Teacher: urdu me translate karo " Dear look at the girl, she is beautiful."

Student: jani bachi to dekh tabahi hy tabahi )

In a staff room, chemistry and history's teacher were Fighting.

History teacher: I will slay you with Hitler's sword.

Chemistry teacher: I'll dissolve you in concentrated HCL.

When it becomes too tough for the maths teacher to bear.

He shouted: Shut up both of you or i'll put both of you in the bracket and multiply with zero..!!

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?

Student: Zebra

Teacher: How?

Student: Because it is Black and White..!!

Student:sir log urdu ,english,me bat karte hai,math mein ku nahi.

Sir:zyada 3,5 na kar,9,2,11 ho ja ,varna 5,7 dhar dunga,6 ke 36 nazar ayenge. :).

1000 pages ki book kitne dinno mein parhi ja skti hai?

Writer: 6 months

Doctor: 2 months

Lawyer: 1 month

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Student: pehle ye btao k exam kab hai, raato raat nipta denge):pB)