Parent & Child SMS

SMART KID

Boy: Papa Mein Kal Schol Nhi Jaunga

Papa: Kyu Beta

Boy: Aaj School Mein Hamara Wazan Kiya Tha

Papa: Tu Kya Hua

Boy: Aaj Wazan Kya Hy Kal Bech Dya to

Abay woh 4 Log kon hn yr jin k lye

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AMMI HAMESHA KEHTI HN

"Chaar LOG dekhengey to kya bolengey"....:p.

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<))> zra pata

_/ /_ to kr yr

Height of teasing.....

I was sitting near the window &

singing

'KABUTAR JaA JaA JAA.'

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Then my mom asked me:

Kya hua beta SMS packg

khtm ho gya kya.:p:D

Aaj To Ammi Ne Bhi Saaf Bool Diya,

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"Beta, Bahu Aisi Lana Jo

Facebook Naa Use Karti Ho,

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Ghar Mein Aur Bhi Kaam Hotey Hai

KHATrNak Bezti

Maa:Tu Apne Baal Kyu Nai

Katwata?

Beta: Mom Its Fashion

Maa: Woh To Thik He Pr Log Teri Behen K Liye Ate He Aur Tujhe Pasand Kr Jate hyn......

Son: mom, u lied to me. :(

Mom: when my son? :/

Son: u said that my younger brother is a small angel? :>

Mom: yes, he is :)

Son: so why he did'nt fly when i threw him from our belcony....?

mom: o Tera bera gharak ..:@

My Mom asked me:

Why don't you study the whole year & study only during exams?

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I replied:

Becauze

Lehroon ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin..

Tufanon mein Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai.

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Mom replied:

"DURR FitAy munN"

Wada aya Tu TITANIC Da

Driver...:>

Mom: You are nicely dressed up where are u going sweetheart?

Daughter: Thanx a lot mom, am going to the washroom as i need a new facebook profile pic :p

A kid gets zero in a paper

Father angrily asks,

"Whats this?"

Kid : Teacher dint have more stars to give, so she started giving MOONS.

The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"

The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow..!!"