Funny / Jokes SMS

World's smallest resignation letter:

Dear Sir,

Thooo...

Thanks...

regards

Shahid Afridi

Funny truth..

No one is as ugly as their identy card pic.

Nor as good looking as their facebook profile pic :p

1.Saa

2.Re

3.Ga

4.Maa

5.Paa

6.Dha

7.Nee

8.Saa..

Meharbani kar k khud ko pehchan'ne k liye 3 aur 6 Pehle Parhen.... Thanks ....

Boy to moon:

Why my Grlfrnd loves a rose which dies in a day & doesn't love me when I die for her everyday?

Moon:

Nice one dude, post it on FACEBOOK! :D

"Jub murghi anda free main daiti hy, to bazar main 8 rupay ka q milta ??"

aaj nahi bolo ge to kal bhugto gy..

Khamoshi Ka Bycott..!! :D

PUNCTUATION POWER !

An English professor wrote the words:

"A woman without her man is nothing"

& Asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

¤ All the males wrote:

"A Woman, without her man, is nothing"

While All females wrote:

"A Woman ! without her, man is nothing".

Feel the Difference.

Kya faida..

Matric

I.Com

B.Com

D.Com

BSC

M.Com

MBA

LLB

MBBS

Kachiii

Pakkiii

kerne ka?

Jub yehi pata na chalay

k

"PAKORON" ko english mein kia kehte hain..

FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS:

1) Whnevr I Find the Key 2 Success, Some1 Changes the Lock.

2) The Road 2 Success

Is Always Under Construction.

3) In order 2 get a Loan, U 1st need 2 Prove that U dnt Need it.

4) All the Desireable Thingz in Life R eithr Illegal, Expensive or Married.

5) Once U hav Bought Sumthng Expensive, U will Find the Same item being sold Sumwhre else at a Cheaper rate.

Thats life dear.

Enjoy life & Be Happy.

Ik Scientist Ne Ek Cockroach Pr Research Ki K Cockroach Ks Gender Se Taaluq Rkhte Hen,

Usne Cockroach Ko Hath Mai Pakra Aur Us Se Pucha "Kya Tm Female Ho?

Cockroch silnt rha phr pocha

Male ho?

Pher b koi jwab na mila to pher chilla k pocha kon ho tm?

Tang aa kr cockroch ne table per jump ki or zor se Tali maar kr kamar pr hath rakh kr bola......

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"AAYE HAYE AB B NA SAMJAY K HM KON HAIN CHIKNAY"

Brilliant add posted at a woman's shoe shop

"Ten percent discount on shoes purchased within ten minutes"...:p