Shadi SMS

Biwi sey zindagi banti hey jannat bhi jhannam bhi, Ye shadi apni fitrat mey na khubi hey na khami hey..!!

A health forum speaker asked: Which food causes the most suffering for years, after eating it?

After a long silence, an old man answered:

"Nikah k Chowaray":p

Modern Way of Nikah:

Molvi: Do you agree to change your FaceBook status from Single to Married?

Boy: Yes Yes Yes!

Girl: Yes Yes Yes!

Molvi: Congratulations! Your profile has been updated successfuly. You are now Husband & Wife. You may now upload your wedding pictures & don't forget to tag me..!!:D

ZNDAGI Ki Hr Shurowaat "S"

Se Hoti Hai!

S: se Sooraj!

S: se Subah!

S: se Sans!

S: se School!

S: se Sabaq!

Us K Bad

"S"se "SHADI" ,

Saali, Saala, Susar, Saas

Aur Phr

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¤Satiya Naas¤

A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy! How much does it cost to get married?'

I dont know son, I am still paying..!!

Admi gehri soch me road pr chal rha tha

Achank kisi ki Awaz aai

Ruk Jao

Wo Ruka to

Opr se ek Pathr gira

agr wo na Rukta to Pathr us k Sir pe lagta

Wo phir chalta rha

road cross krne lga

k phir Awaz aai

Ruk Jao

Wo phir Ruka tu

road se ek Car tezi se guzri wo bal bal bach gya

Wo zor se Chilaya

Kon ho Tum?

Awaz aai k me Tumhen Musibat se Bachane wala Farishta hu

Wo ronay Laga aur Chilaya

"Tum us waqt kahan thy Jab MAIN SHADI kr Raha tha....?

Hahahahahaha

Effect Of Shadi -

Its just the matter of time when JAAN become JANWER and CUTIE become KUTTI..!!

Difference between Complete and Finished

When u marry the right person, u are complete. And when u marry the wrong person, u are Finished! And when the right one catches u with the wrong one, u are Completely Finished..!!

SHADI ME KHANA KHANE

K USUL.

1.Hamesha khane k qareeb wali maiz pakren

2. Jin logo k samne ziada khana khane se lehaz ata ho,un k sath na bethen

3. Khana khulne se pehle jb waiters position sambhalen to foran pani k bahane udhar ja ke khare hojaen

4. Khane ka chamcha apne hi dosto me ghomate rhe

5. Hamesha kaamm bant len Ksi dost ko salan pe lga den kisi ko biryani pr

Aur bache ko cold drink pr

6. Bht sare coldrink lakr sb ma se 1 1 ghont pee kr samne rkh len phr koi hath nhe lgye ga

7.Pehli dafa aisa smjh kr plate bahren k jese kabi nhe mila tha or na milega

8. Hamesha pehle mahenge itms par hath marain.

A public servis msg by, rasheed bawarchi.

Employee: boss, now i have got married, plz increase my salary.

Boss: factory is not responsible for accident occuring outside the company..!!