Funny / Jokes SMS
4 people in car, 2 in the front, one asleep in the back, one curled up in the trunk. Cop comes up behind with siren. They
pull over. Cop walks to drivers window!
DRIVER:
What seems to be the problem, officer?
COP:
No problem! I just wanted to tell you that you are the one hundredth person Ive seen wearing a seat belt today, which means
you have won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition!
DRIVER:
Thats great! What a surprise!
COP:
So, buddy, what are u going to do with ur winnings?
DRIVER:
Well first, I'll get my drivers license and then I'll pay off all those warrants.
RIDER:
Ah, dont believe him! He always talks big when hes drunk!
SLEEPER (waking up) :
Whoa! A cop. Darn it all! I knew we wouldnt get far in a stolen car.
GUY IN TRUNK:
Hey! Amigos! Have we crossed the border yet..??
It is difficult to understand why GOD creates beautiful women
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then turns them into neighbour's wives..!! 
Aik orat bcche se:
So ja DIPLOMA so ja!
Prrosun:
Aap ise DIPLOMA q kehti ho?
Orat:
Meri beti islamabad university se DIPLOMA lene gai thi or ye le i he..!!
Mr. Jinnah used to speak more in English, so I presume we misunderstood when he said..
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Calm, Calm and just Calm!
Love inspires Envy
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Envy endangers Spite
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Spite spawns Fallacies
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Neeche to ayse dekh rhe ho jyse oopr ka sb smajh aa gya ho..!!
Five friends lived in a room.
Mad,
Brain,
Fool,
Nobody,
Somebody.
One day Somebody killed Nobody.
At that time Brain was in bathroom.
Mad called police.
Mad:Hello police! Somebody has killed Nobody.
Policeman: R you Mad?
Mad:Yes i m Mad.
Policeman: Don't u have brain?
Mad:Yes actually Brain is in bathroom.
Policeman: You fool?
Mad: No sir i m Mad actually Fool is busy reading sms.
Khud ko kar kanjoos itna k har sms bhejne se pehle,
Service center wala call kr k khud puche..?
BosS,
Pakkkaaa ?...
Bhejna hy? ya sending fail kr den.
Roger Fedrer: I have great knowledge about Tennis you can ask anything.
Pathan: ok tell me, how many holes are there in the net??