Funny / Jokes SMS

Boss: I know its Saturday but I need u at work.
Employee: Ok boss! But the traffic sucks. I'm gonna be late.
Boss: Ok when will u arrive?
Employee: by Monday :p

HAQIQAT:
Agr Aap kahin jaldi me ja rahe hain
aur "Kaali Billi" Aap ke Aage se guzar
jaye to iska mtlab Hai ,
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"KAALI BILLI" Aap se Ziada Jaldi me hai. -)
Gor se parny ka shukriya :P

Famous Poet Robert Archer kehta hy
Insan apni khoobsurti, kapron or taleem se nahi pehchana jata.
Agr insan kisi cheez se pehchana jata hy to wo hy sirf
Original C.N.I.C
Hamesha apne pas rakho bhai halaat ka kuch pata nahi.

Jb 1 Aurat dosri se baat karti hy to
Shetan 1 corner me khamoshi beth jata hy
Or
Sirf Seekhta hi nahi hy
Notes Banata Hy Notes.:D
Number of princess or angels in heaven..
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Are less than the number of princess or angels on facebook..!!:D
Jo Ankhen Bnd kar k pyar kare wo hai Mehbooba
Jo Ankhen Bnd hone tak pyar kare wo hai Maa -(
Aur
Jo Ankhen Dikha Dikha kr pyar kare wo hai Biwi :- -)
Pakistani Middle class
When the shampoo bottle seems to Be over, We pour some water in it to shake it
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use it for another bath.
For us a toothpaste isn't over until We have entirely flattened it out
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started rolling it up from the back.
Our home had fine china crockery which was used only when our guests visit.
We worry about price of gold without any reason of buying it.
We will beat the crap out of our remote to make it work but not change the battery.
When our T-shirt gets old, we use it as night wear, when it gets more older
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then use it as a Pochha
This is story of every middle class family... :) :p
Har Kamyab Admi k peche 1 Aurat hoti hy.
Jo usy Ghar me itna tang krti hy K Wo Parshan ho kr kam me aisa busy ho jata hy k Kamyabi khud us k qadam choomti hy:)
Nokrani: Light chali gayi hai
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Meera: tou Mother Light jala lo na,
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Nokrani: Mother Light?
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Meera:
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ufffff u paindoos i mean Mom-Batti....:P