Funny / Jokes SMS

A Serious fact :

"A jealous woman can investigate better than FBI"

A young Boy asked a rich old Man:

How He made his Money?

The old Man said:

Son! It was 1932,

The depth of the great Depression

I was down to my last Nickel..

I invested that in an Apple and spent the entire Day polishing it and at the End of the Day, I sold the Apple for 10 Cents.

The next Day, I invested those 10 Cents in 2 Apples.

I spent the entire Day polishing them and sold them for 20 Cents.

I Continued this for a Month,

By the End of which I had accumulated a Fortune Of $1.37,

Then my Wife's Father died and left $2 Millions!

Moral:

Hard Work is just Shit..:O

Find a Chick whose Father is Rich.

What is Breakup,???

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"It is a matter of time when a Jaanu bec0mes Jaanwar n Cutie bec0mes Kutti..":D

Kitna Roya tha wo,

mehbooba ko Mobil Gift kar k

dost ...

Raat k 3 Bajey tk wo Sunta raha

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"Aap ka Mtlooba Number

Doosri call pr Masroof hy...

Solid Beizzati :D

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Larki pic upload kar k likhti hai:

Hi frndz! Kesi lag rhi houn...?

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Boy : Tumhare baap ne 15-20 hazar ka mobile leke diya hai tow ghr me 500 ka sheesha bhi lagaya hoga. Us me dekh le. Hum se kiya poochti hai "churail" kahin ki... :p :p :D :D

A OnLine Advertizement by a Married Man in oLx:

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For Sale:

Wedding Suit, used only once by Mistake...:p

Q: 1 mooli doosri mooli se introduction kese poochegi?

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Socho

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Nahe pata?

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Simple yaar

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Ans:

Tou Kis Khait ki Mooli hai?

There is nothing more expensive than a female tear...

when a single drop comes out,it first mixes with "loreal" eyeliner and "dior" mascara.

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then when it come down to cheek it mixes wit "D&G blusher"..

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and in case it touches the lips,,it gets mixed with "Maybelline" lipstick

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this means that a single drop is worth atleast Rs.1500......)

Don't ever let girl cry......

Dear sun

Ziada Emran Hashmi na ban th0ra fasla rakh yaar -(...

Sincerely,

The Earth

Shame on you girls

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Weather is getting hotter than u....