Funny / Jokes SMS
The only time the Pakistani rupee goes up these days is during a toss..!!:P:D
Ek Baat Hmesha Yaad Rakhna
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Dunya Me Kuch Mile Na Mile
Do Cheezein Haq Se Leni Chahye
Ek Samose K Sath Extra Chatni
Aur
Dusra Gol-Gappe K sath
Uska Pani.
TOP INSULT
Husband apni saas se. Apki beti mai hazaron khamiyaan hai
Saas. Haan beta isi waja se to usse acha larka ni mila
A tough businessman was feeling very ill and went to the doctor. The doctor examined him and backed away saying "I m sorry to tell U this, you have an advanced case of highly infectious Rabies (disease caused by mad dog). U r very late so this is incureable now".
Business Man:-Could u give me a pen and paper..?
Doc
B/Man hissed:-No! I want to make a list of all the people I m going to bite..!!
If animals hav FB, these r most likely to b their status updates:
Cockroach: Managed to skip frm sum1 s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangrous lifestyle! :p
Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her dad...wat shall I tell her?? I dnt evn remembr
Mosquito: I m HIV positive dis is all due to wrong sucking !!! :/
Chicken: If 2omorrow i m nt updating my status, means i m being servd at KFC.! Luv u all
Octopus: I hav jst refilld my ink..horray!! ^_^
Pig: Oh gosh they throw da gossip dat i m spreading flu...damn!! :X
Goat: Frndz..dnt go out, Eid holiday is kuming :'(
pig writes a comment on goat's status: "Luckily I m haram" | 4 likes|
Goat replies: "Dnt u remembr dat aftr eid..da chinese new year..?:D
Ek cockroach ka marne se phle apne qaatil se akhri alfaaz
Aao mjhe mar dalo buzdl Insan!
Tum mujh se jalte ho
Q k tumhri BV tum se nahi mujh se darti hai
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Pehchana kon hen ye 4 log???
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Nahi?
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Ye vahi hen jin k bare mein Ammi hamesha kehti hen k.....
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4 log dekhen ge to keya kahen gay
A mother-in-law explaining working 2 her newly married
daughter-in-law
I m Home Minister as well as Finance Minister of this house.
Ur Father-in-law is the Foriegn Minister.
My Son ur husband heads Ministry of Demand n Supply.
And my daughter i.e. ur husband's sister runs Planning & Developement Ministry.
Now u tell me which ministry wud u like 2 run?
Daughter-in-law instantly replied smiling, 'Dear mother-in-law! 'I wiill b the OPPOSITION LEADER..!!':D
My income tax return form has been sent back to me because in response to question for: Number of dependents on you?
I replied:
65% of population who doesn't pay taxes.
2.1 million illegal immigrants
9,00,000 criminals in over 85 prisons
And above all
769 idiots in parliament.
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They said this was not an acceptable answer...!!
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I am still wondering.... who did I miss out?