A tough businessman was feeling very ill and went to the doctor. The doctor examined him and backed away saying "I m sorry to tell U this, you have an advanced case of highly infectious Rabies (disease caused by mad dog). U r very late so this is incureable now".
Business Man:-Could u give me a pen and paper..?
Doc
o u want to write your will?
B/Man hissed:-No! I want to make a list of all the people I m going to bite..!!