Teacher & Student SMS
Mathematics may not teach us to breathe oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide or to love a friend and to forgive an enemy.
But there's one thing I personally love about MATHS.
"It gives us hope that every problem has a solution"..
CUTE PROBLEM OF A STUDENT
Whenever I want to fall in love with my books, my bed proposes me...
Rays emitting from the books are directly proportional to sleepness...
But cell phone remains constant at bed. =)
"STUDENT'S 1st law of nalaiqness":D
The teacher writes 2x2x6/(8+21)6x9 on the board & asks students to:
"solve the problem"
Student gets up & erases the board, problem solved !! :P
How genius :D
Smtimez its better to bunk a class and do masti with friends..
Bcoz..
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Today when i look back..
Marks never make me laugh but memories do! :
The below mentioned action is performed by highly trained professionals. So please don't try this at home :
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"STUDY
Big Difference b/w school and uni life
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If u r late 4 school, u have to sit on the last bench
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But if u r late 4 uni u have to sit on the front bench :P
Graduati0n speech :
I like to
thank the
internet, g0ogle,
wikipedia,
micr0s0ft 0ffice,
and
c0py and paste :p
"Height of Insult"
Professor 2 a Studnt in Clasroom:
Hey wake up ur Neighbour.
Student:
Tu ne sulaya to tu utha. Me Q uthao bay? =P :d
Fees mafi k lye darkhwast:
To, The principal high school
Sir, bat Ye ha k mere abbu ne mujhe fees k liye 500 dye they,
100 ki dosto k Sath film dekh li.
150 k bottles & samosay kha liye.
50 ka bachi ko easy load karwa diya.
200 urdu wali miss pe shart har Gya,
Main samjhta tha k unka sirf english walay sir k Sath chakkar hai, par unka to ap k sath b chakkar hai.
Ab ap k pas 2 hi raste hain,
Meri fees maf Ya
Apka raz fash.
ShukriYa.