Teacher & Student SMS

Teacher: Agr tumhari shadi jurrwan behno mey sey ksi aik k saath ho jaey tou tum apni B.V ko keysey pehchano gey?

Student: Mein q pehchanu..??

Teacher: What's the difference between

"like" and " love "?

Student's answer was a masterpiece :

When u like a flower you just pluck it.

But when u love a flower,

u water it daily.!

THE Best "Oops"

Moment of SCHOOL LIFE...

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When The Teacher is Lukin For Some1 To Answer The Question & U Accidently Make an Eye-Contact. =P -)

Self-protection with heavy flirt:

Teacher: Why are u sleeping in the class???

Student: Ur voice is so sweet thatz why i am getting sleeping...

Teacher: Then why other people r not sleeping ???

Student: They aren't listening

u

ma'm......))

LADY CLASS TEACHER: Aaj Tum Phir Se Late Aaye Ho....

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Class 8 Baje Start Ho Jati Hai....!

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STUDENT: Meri Jaan!

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Itna Shak Mat Kiya Karo....First Lecture Tumhara Hi Attend Karta Hun.... =D :D :P

Teacher Shock...

Student RocK :p

Exam pas aye.

Dil u ghabray!!

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Teacher na jane kaya paper banay

ab to mera dil jage na sota hai kaya karu hai kuch yad nahi hota hai-(

Teacher: define Love

& xplain in detail?

Student:

A serious disorder of heart due to relationship btween boys & girls that can cause death of one or both depending on the resistance associated

Types:

One sided &

two sided

Age:

Usually occurs in Teenage

but

now a days can be found in any age

Symptoms:

Tension

Daydreaming

Phone addiction

Diagnosis By:

Diary

Photos

Mobile

TREATMENT:

ANTI-LOVE Therapy by Father/Mother's Footwear

Sir:

"Whats d similarity b/w 'Thank U

& Welcome?

Studnet:

Both r Movies & Both hav Akshay Kumar in it! =P :d

"Sir Shocks

Student R0cks

Teacher:Where is ur homework?

Class-II boy: Ma'am, 4 my homework plz visit my website

www.myhomework.com

Sir in exam: Why are you so confused?

Did you forget your pen?Roll Number?

Calculator?

Student: Chup kr ja bhai, me book hi ghalat subject ki ley aya hon !!! :D