Teacher & Student SMS

"I have wasted half of my life to understand that

It's not necessary to understand everything...!"

William Nalaik

Why we sometimes write "etc." in exams?... Because it means

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E - End of

T - Thinking

C - Capacity

But teachers won't ever understand

Teacher: agar apna character acha karna hai tau har teacher ko apni Maa samjho.

Student: par Miss is se tau hamare abbu ka character kharab hojayga jayga..

7 Gr8 Qualities Of A Student:

1. CONSISTENCY:

Once a zero, alwaz a zero..!

2. VOICE MODULATION:

Attendence in 5 differnt Voices..!

3. PRESENTATION SKILLS:

Presenting 1 Ans in 5 differnt Questions..!

4. ART WORK:

Designing classroom tables..!

5. STAMINA:

Tolerate teachers 4-8 hr lecs..!

6. PERIPHERAL VISION: Checking out a girl/guy sitting behind..!

7. HUMANITY:

Failing & giving others a chance to top..! )

Teacher: Kisi bhi ghar ki rakhwali kay liye sab se behtreen janwar kutta hai...

Student: Miss is ka matlab hamara mulk mehfooz hia

Teacher: Omer give me sentence starting with "I".

Omer: I is...

Teacher: No, always say, "I am".

Omer: Alright, "I am the ninth letter of alphabet."

Moral: Hamesha efficiency nahi jharni chayee, kabhi kabhi student ki bhi sun leni chaye..

Why is a teacher's status greater as compared to a mother

Because a mother can put only one child to sleep

But lecture can put the whole class to sleep..

Student life is so Easy

Just like a walk in a park

And park is like...

Jurassic Park