Teacher & Student SMS
MIS: Home wrk Q ni kia?
Stdnt: Mis lite ni thi
MIS: Candle jla lyte?
Stdnt: Machis ni thi,
MIS: New Machis ly aty?
Stdnt: strike thi, shop bund thi,
MIS: Paros se lelety?
Stdnt: unki MASJID me rkhi thi,
MIS: to wahan se le ate?
Stdnt: nahaya hua ni tha,
Mis: nahaye Q ni thy?
stdnt: pani ni tha,
MIS: Ufff, pani Q ni tha?
Stdnt: motor ni chal rhi thi.
Mis: Ullu k pathy motor Q ni chal rhi thi?
Stdnt: pagl ki bchi shuru me bataya to tha. LIGHT NI THE
History teacher was sick.
So the Biology teacher was asked to make the paper of History.
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The very first question shocked the students...
Q# 1: Describe Anarkali in detail with a neat diagram and label the parts. :O ) :p
LAB TEACHER:
Class ko Practical karwa raha tha. Us ne Taizaab (Acid) aik glass me nikala aur us me Jaib se 5 ka Sikka nikal kar us me daal diya aur Students se poocha:
Ye Sikka mehfooz rahe ga ya ghul jaye ga?
1 Student:
Mehfooz rahe ga.
Lab Teacher hairat se:
Tumhe kaise pata?
STUDENT:
Ager is Sikkey ko Taizaab me Ghulna hota to Aap ye apni Jaib se nahi nikaalte balkay hum se maangte..
"Pakistan K Genious Students"
Teacher''Jawani aur
Burhape me farak btao?
Student,Jawani me mobile me HASEENO
k numbers hote hai,
Aur
Brhape me Hakeemon k.
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face."
"Yes, sir," the boys said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'
A little fellow shouted, 'It's because your feet ain't empty..!!'
Teacher: urdu me translate karo " Dear look at the girl, she is beautiful."
Student: jani bachi to dekh tabahi hy tabahi )
In a staff room, chemistry and history's teacher were Fighting.
History teacher: I will slay you with Hitler's sword.
Chemistry teacher: I'll dissolve you in concentrated HCL.
When it becomes too tough for the maths teacher to bear.
He shouted: Shut up both of you or i'll put both of you in the bracket and multiply with zero..!!
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Student: Zebra
Teacher: How?
Student: Because it is Black and White..!!
Student:sir log urdu ,english,me bat karte hai,math mein ku nahi.
Sir:zyada 3,5 na kar,9,2,11 ho ja ,varna 5,7 dhar dunga,6 ke 36 nazar ayenge. :).
1000 pages ki book kitne dinno mein parhi ja skti hai?
Writer: 6 months
Doctor: 2 months
Lawyer: 1 month
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Student: pehle ye btao k exam kab hai, raato raat nipta denge):pB)