Husband & Wife SMS
Man meets a friend after a long time & notices him wearing an earring 'when did u start wearing a earring?'
Friend:'ever since my wife found it in my car..!!':D
A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND..!!:p
A message dedicated to Begum from Mazloom shohar...
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Meri piyari BEGUM
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SAWAL Kuchh B Ho
JAWAB Tum Hi Ho
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RASTA Koi B Ho
MANZIL Tum Hi Ho
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DUKH Kitna Hi Ho
KHUSHI Tum Hi Ho
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ARMAN Kitna Hi Ho
AARZOO Tum Hi Ho
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GHUSSA Jitna B Ho
PIYAR Tum Hi Ho
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KHUWAB koi B ho
TAABEER Tm Hi Ho
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Yaani aesa samjho
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K
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Saare Fasaad ki Jarr Tum Hi Ho
Shoher aik aeysi mazloom makhlooq hey jis k saamney choohey or chipkali sey darney wali BV bhi Sher ban k ghoomti hey!
Haaaaai beychara shoher..!!
AURAT Ke DIL Mai Sirf Us k SHOHAR K LiYe Hi Jaga Hoti Hay,
Per,
MARD Ka DIL Itna BARRA Hota Hay K,
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Us mai
DOST Ki LOVER
BV Ki SAHELI
BV Ki BABHI
PAROSAN
DHOBAN
SALI
KAAM WALI
BHAI Ki SALI
BEHAN Ki NAND
female tv artists
Or
Thori Buhat BV K Liye Bhi Jaga Hoti Hay
SACH MEIN MARD KA DIL BUHOT
BARRA HOTA HAY:)
Husband sent a text to wife at night, "sweetheart I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favourite dish before I return."
He sent another text, "darling I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"
She text back,"Oh my god really?"
Husband replied, "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.
Wife:Tum Bahir Jatey Ho To Mujhe Dar Laga Rehta Hy
Husband: Darling Main Jaldi Aa jaunga.
Wife: Bas issi Baat Ka To Dar Laga Rehta Hy..!!