Husband & Wife SMS

FaQeer: Bi Bi G

Apke Pas Kise Bhoke K lye Khana Hai?

Bi Bi G: Khana To Hai

Lekn wo Bhoka abe Tak Daftar Se aya Nahe hy

Sber or shuker dono hi ka brra derja hey

Isi lye..

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Biwi mekey gai ho tou shuker krein or ager ghar mey ho tou sber..!!:D

Defination of Wife?

Wife niaz k langer jeysi hoti hey. Jis mey chahtey huey bhi koi nuqs nhi nikaal sakta. Aqeedat or majburi k saath chup chaap khaatey jaiey:P

Husband wife watching an IPL match together:

After 5 minutes:

Wife: Is this Bret Lee?

Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.

Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.

Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.

Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.

Husband: It's Bangalore vs Mumbai.

Wife: How many runs they need to win now?

Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.

Wife: Eh! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball.

Husband: *Turns off the TV*

Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching "Daily serial"

Husband: Who is girl here ?

Wife: Don't disturb me please .:x

Her mard k dil ki aawaz:

Mein ahel hoon ksi or ka,

Meri ahliya koi or hey..!!:P

Wife: Apki Blue Shirt MujSe Jal Gyi

Pappu: Mere Pas Wesi 1 or Shirt Hy

Wife pata He Mene Us me Se Kapra Kat

K Pehle Wale Me Laga Diya.

Hahaha

I never thought about this until my wife told me about it,

"if you marry 4 wives, you'll have to deal with 4 mother-in-laws..!!":P

Naraz husband biwi se phone pay:"Kya pakaya hai aaj khanay mein?"

Biwi gussay se:

"Zeher"

Husband:

kha kar so jana, mein dair se Aaon ga :

Restaurant Advertisement:

We serve

Food as HOT as your Neighbour's Wife..

And

Beer as COLD as your own..!!:P

Wife: Jab tum Chars pety ho to mujhe "Paro" kehty ho.

Jab VISKY pety ho to "Darling" kehty ho.

Aaj khamosh Q ho?

Husband : Aaj me hosh me hun "churail".