Husband & Wife SMS

Dost: kya Biwi se Larayi Khatam Hui?

2nd dost: han Ghutne Taik k Mere Pas ayi Thi.

1st: Yeh Hui Na Mardo Wali Baat, Usnay Ghutne Taik k Kya Kaha.

2nd: Yehi K

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BED k Nichy Se Nikal Ao Kuch Nahi Kahungi.

BUZURGON Ne Farmaya..

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Apni BV ko Hamesha Khush Rakho,

Kyun k

Us k "Qadmon" k Neechey

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Chappal hy...

WIFE: Meri shadi to apni study ki waja se late hoi aap ki shadi kyun late hoi.,?

Husband: Main "SADQA" bohat kasrat se dia kerta tha...!

WIFE: Shadi se "SADQAY" Ka kiya taaluk hai....?

Husband: Sadqa balaon ko talta hai....!...

1 din sadqa dena bhool gya to us din shadi ho gae

(', ')

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technical bezati...!-)!

A woman meets an old friend and asks how her marriage is going?

Friend:- Not good. He eats like a pig, he never takes a bath, and he leaves his dirty clothes all over the house. He makes me so sick I can barely eat.

Woman:-Well, why don't U leave him?

Friend:- I will, but I want to lose my weight another 12 pounds first..!!

Never Approach

A MAD BULL from Front,

DONKEY from Behind,

&

A FOOL from ANY Direction.

&

Always Remember

AN ANGRY WIFE is a combination of all 3..!!:P:D

MOBILE AYA

PCO KHATAM

MOBILE AYA

WATCH KHATAM

MOBILE AYA

TORCH KHATAM

MOBILE AYA

TAPE KHATAM

MOBAIL AYA

KHAT KHATAM

MOBILE AYA

RADIO KHATAM

MOBAIL AYA

CALCULATR KHATAM

MOBILE AYA

CAMERA KHATAM

MOBILE AYA

EID CARD KHATAM

MOBILE AYA

SKOON KHATAM

or agar aap ka Mobile BV k hat aya

to

Aap Khatam !!

Nobody teaches

Volcanoes to erupt,

Tsunamis to arise,

Hurricanes to sway around &

No-one teaches how to choose a Wife!

A Natural Disaster just happens..!!:D

Q: what is difference between Wife & Terrorist?

A: with Terrorist atleast you can negotiate..!!:D:p

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend!

A successful woman is one who can find such a man..!!:D

Agr bv

Ki Zuban

band ho

to......

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Nabz

Zarur

Check

kr laen.....!