Husband & Wife SMS

The woman who invented the sentence,

"Saaray mard ek jaisy hotay hain"

Actually lost her chinese husband in a crowd in China :-p Heeee heee...

Saas: "Aj Meri Beti Itni Khamoosh Q Bethi Hai"...?

Damaad: "Kuch Nahi" "Light Gai Hoi Thi Us Ne Lipstick Maangi Thi Main Ne ELFY De Di" "Shaayid Issi Bat Pe Naraz Hai"...

Wife on Husband,s Birthday. Kya gift dun ?

HUSBAND Meri Izzat karo. Tameez se baat kia karo. Yehi kafi hay.

WIFE Nahi Main to gift hi dungi

Wife Looks Cute... . . . . .

Only When She Is... Mute . .! :|

Boss hangs a poster in office 'I am the boss, dont forget'

He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk, 'ur wife called, she wants her poster back home..!!'

Chess iz the only game in the world whch reflcts the status of husbnd

the poor king can take only one step at a tme while the mighty queen can do whtever she likes-)

Normally a man speaks 25000 words daily & woman 30000!

But

Problem starts when husbnd comes home after finishng his 25000 words & wife starts her 30000..!!

Pakistani mard

sub se ziyada Maafi kis se mangtay hein?

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Socho

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Thora or socho...

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Nahi pata ??

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FaQeeRon se.¤*

Aap soch rahay thay k bivi se.

aap b apni jaga sahi hein.

Muj se Wo

Kehti he k

Tumhari Zindagi

Ko Jannat

Bana doongi

Or Banani Usko

'Daal' b Nahi

aati

Confidance dekh...!!

Shohar ne bivi se kaha k mehman aa rhe hain to jaldi se kch bna lo.......

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Bivi ne foran

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Mooo bna lya.