Funny / Jokes SMS
A young Boy asked a rich old Man:
How He made his Money?
The old Man said:
Son! It was 1932,
The depth of the great Depression
I was down to my last Nickel..
I invested that in an Apple and spent the entire Day polishing it and at the End of the Day, I sold the Apple for 10 Cents.
The next Day, I invested those 10 Cents in 2 Apples.
I spent the entire Day polishing them and sold them for 20 Cents.
I Continued this for a Month,
By the End of which I had accumulated a Fortune Of $1.37,
Then my Wife's Father died and left $2 Millions!
Moral:
Hard Work is just Shit..:O
Find a Chick whose Father is Rich.
What is Breakup,???
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"It is a matter of time when a Jaanu bec0mes Jaanwar n Cutie bec0mes Kutti..":D
Kitna Roya tha wo,
mehbooba ko Mobil Gift kar k
dost ...
Raat k 3 Bajey tk wo Sunta raha
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"Aap ka Mtlooba Number
Doosri call pr Masroof hy...
Solid Beizzati :D
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Larki pic upload kar k likhti hai:
Hi frndz! Kesi lag rhi houn...?
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Boy : Tumhare baap ne 15-20 hazar ka mobile leke diya hai tow ghr me 500 ka sheesha bhi lagaya hoga. Us me dekh le. Hum se kiya poochti hai "churail" kahin ki... :p :p :D :D
A OnLine Advertizement by a Married Man in oLx:
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For Sale:
Wedding Suit, used only once by Mistake...:p
Q: 1 mooli doosri mooli se introduction kese poochegi?
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Socho
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Nahe pata?
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Simple yaar
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Ans:
Tou Kis Khait ki Mooli hai?
There is nothing more expensive than a female tear...
when a single drop comes out,it first mixes with "loreal" eyeliner and "dior" mascara.
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then when it come down to cheek it mixes wit "D&G blusher"..
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and in case it touches the lips,,it gets mixed with "Maybelline" lipstick
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this means that a single drop is worth atleast Rs.1500......)
Don't ever let girl cry......