Smart Answers

Smart Answers

Teacher: Are u chewing gum?

Student:no, i m john smith.. :D

Husband: V r having mother for dinner tonight.

Wife: Make sure she is well cooked.. :P

Father: Shameful results! do u alwayz get such low marks?

Son: No, only whn i take exams.. )

Guest: Will these stairs take me to da 2nd floor?

Boy: No, u'll hav to walk as well.. :)

Girl: I hav changed my mind.

Boy: Thank God! Does new one work better??