Boy & Girl SMS

Always remember: When HE cancels a date, it is because.. "HE HAS TO" But When SHE cancels a date, it is because.. "SHE HAS TWO"

A Woman Is Like

BLUETOOTH.

You are Next To Her,

She Stays Connected.

You Go Away, She Finds New

Devices . . .

A Man, However, Is Like

WIFI. . .

Where

Many Devices Can Connect To

Him As Long As

He Is Not Secured -)

Larki: Ye kon sa station ha?

Larka: Friendship karo gi to btaon ga!!

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Ufffff Allah,

Karachi agaya,

A boy & girl on date!

Boy- I Can Do AnythinG For U..

Girl- Can U Die For Me ?

Boy- Yes !

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Girl- Can U Bring Stars For Me?

Boy- Yes!

Girl- Can U Delete Ur Facebook Account For Me?

Boy- Tu ja Behan, tere ghar wale pareshan ho rahe honge..! :)

3 young Ladies proposed a MaN.He had to choose one of thm

He testd by giving thm Rs.5000 each 2 spend

1 bought make up stuff & new dresses n said she wantd 2 luk gud 4 him

2nd got him few expensive shirts & ties n prfumes n said she wantd him to luk gud

3rd one invested the money, Got profit & returned him original amount,saying dat she saved da rest 4 their future

Finally MAN decided To marry

The lady who was

the prettiest:D

Men never change :p

A boy:

Yaar me ne apni friend ko gift dena hai kiya don?

Dost:

Gold ki ring de dy.

Boy:

Koi bari cheez bata yaar.

Dost:

Tractor ka pichla tyre de de..!

GIRL: Jb tmhe meri yad ati ha tum kia krte ho

BOY: Me tmhari favrit choclate khata ho

0r tm kia krti ho

GIRL: me b 2 Gold Leaf pe leti

hoon ..

New generation Girls wish -

I dont want any prince charming coming on a white

horse ...

I would rather lyk a vampire coming in a BMW. :P :Dhahaha

All about a girl:

when she is quite,Millions of things r running in her mind..

When she is not Arguing,she is thinking deeply..

When she stares at u,she says i love u,she means it..

When she says i miss u,No 1 in ths world can miss u more than her..

GIRLS r always special....

She is always a priceless treasure..

Never hurt her or take her wrong..

Pass this to every gurl to make her smile n every boy to make them realize...!

Difference between liability and asset?

A drunk guy is a liability and a drunk girl is an asset.