Boy & Girl SMS

Khatarnak insult...

Girl to Boy:

Main kesi lug rahi hun?

Abhi Beauty parlour se ayi hun.

Boy:

To??

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Band tha kya ?? :

Love letter by a mathmatician: My dear love, yesterday I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.

There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose , parabolic chin and spherical eyes , standing in a triangular garden.

Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude from your eyes at a deviation of theta radiands made a tangent to my heart, it is integrated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots.

Girl: Tauba hey. Aesey pyar ka kiya karna jis ka letter samjhnay k lye mujhey second year ka maths parrhna parrey..!!:D

Boy to Girl: Koi aisi baat kaho, jis main dukh bhi ho aur khushi bhi.

Girl: I love you Bhai.

Girlfriend on phone: Hi dear aaj tumhari bahut bahut yaad aa rahi hai, I seriously miss you..

Boyfriend: Arey...abhi to baat ki hum ne...

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GF: Oh, phir se tera number mil gya......sorry! :P

One Economical thought:

"The best line which helps 2 save money when going on dinner with ur GF:

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Bol kiya khayegi

MOTI.

Full form of GIRL:

G- Gussa hamesha nAAk pe

I- INNocent sirf shakal se :(

R- Roney ki automatic machine (

L- Larai mein sabki nAAni )

FuLL form Of BOyS:

B- Badmashiyon mein sab se AAgey :O

O- Ollu Ki Tarah rAAt mein JAAgen >

Y- YAArian Nibhate JAAn Laga Ke :<

S- SharEEf sirf apny bAAp k AAgey <

Girl-

Tum Larkay Sb Ek Jaisay Kyon Hotay Ho?

Nice Reply Given By Boy-

"Tum Sb ko Try Kyon Karti Ho"?

Boy:

Agar Me Kahon...

K Mujhko Tumse Mohabat hai,

Meri Bus Yehi Chahat hai

To Kya Kaho Gi..?

Girl:

Me Tumse Kahungi, is Baat ko Agar Tum.

Mujhe Ghuma Phira k Kehte,

Kahin Khaana KhiLa k Kehty,

Mujhy Mobile Dila k Kehty,

Us me Balance Dalwa k Kehtey... TO ACCHAAA HOOTAAAA.

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_//_ Oye hoye! Bachi to taiz nikli! (',')/ / ) ( _/ _:Rhne de yar koi or dakh ch0r usko bh0l ja..... hahahahaha

Most of the girls say boys r stone hearted......but dey alwys forget..wen something written on a stone cannot be rubbed....

A fat girl dialled her 0wn nmbr 0n hr b0yfriend's mbl t0 see hr name saved in list like D0ll 0r sweety

She was sh0cked t0 see

'MOTI DOUBLE ROTI calling'