Teacher & Student SMS
Teacher: Agr tumhari shadi jurrwan behno mey sey ksi aik k saath ho jaey tou tum apni B.V ko keysey pehchano gey?
Student: Mein q pehchanu..??
Teacher: What's the difference between
"like" and " love "?
Student's answer was a masterpiece :
When u like a flower you just pluck it.
But when u love a flower,
u water it daily.!
THE Best "Oops"
Moment of SCHOOL LIFE...
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When The Teacher is Lukin For Some1 To Answer The Question & U Accidently Make an Eye-Contact. =P -)
Self-protection with heavy flirt:
Teacher: Why are u sleeping in the class???
Student: Ur voice is so sweet thatz why i am getting sleeping...
Teacher: Then why other people r not sleeping ???
Student: They aren't listening
u
ma'm......))
LADY CLASS TEACHER: Aaj Tum Phir Se Late Aaye Ho....
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Class 8 Baje Start Ho Jati Hai....!
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STUDENT: Meri Jaan!
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Itna Shak Mat Kiya Karo....First Lecture Tumhara Hi Attend Karta Hun.... =D :D :P
Teacher Shock...
Student RocK :p
Exam pas aye.
Dil u ghabray!!
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Teacher na jane kaya paper banay
ab to mera dil jage na sota hai kaya karu hai kuch yad nahi hota hai-(
Teacher: define Love
& xplain in detail?
Student:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship btween boys & girls that can cause death of one or both depending on the resistance associated
Types:
One sided &
two sided
Age:
Usually occurs in Teenage
but
now a days can be found in any age
Symptoms:
Tension
Daydreaming
Phone addiction
Diagnosis By:
Diary
Photos
Mobile
TREATMENT:
ANTI-LOVE Therapy by Father/Mother's Footwear
Sir:
"Whats d similarity b/w 'Thank U
& Welcome?
Studnet:
Both r Movies & Both hav Akshay Kumar in it! =P :d
"Sir Shocks
Student R0cks
Teacher:Where is ur homework?
Class-II boy: Ma'am, 4 my homework plz visit my website
www.myhomework.com
Sir in exam: Why are you so confused?
Did you forget your pen?Roll Number?
Calculator?
Student: Chup kr ja bhai, me book hi ghalat subject ki ley aya hon !!! :D