Shadi SMS
Biwi sey zindagi banti hey jannat bhi jhannam bhi, Ye shadi apni fitrat mey na khubi hey na khami hey..!!
A health forum speaker asked: Which food causes the most suffering for years, after eating it?
After a long silence, an old man answered:
"Nikah k Chowaray":p
Modern Way of Nikah:
Molvi: Do you agree to change your FaceBook status from Single to Married?
Boy: Yes Yes Yes!
Girl: Yes Yes Yes!
Molvi: Congratulations! Your profile has been updated successfuly. You are now Husband & Wife. You may now upload your wedding pictures & don't forget to tag me..!!:D
A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy! How much does it cost to get married?'
I dont know son, I am still paying..!!
Admi gehri soch me road pr chal rha tha
Achank kisi ki Awaz aai
Ruk Jao
Wo Ruka to
Opr se ek Pathr gira
agr wo na Rukta to Pathr us k Sir pe lagta
Wo phir chalta rha
road cross krne lga
k phir Awaz aai
Ruk Jao
Wo phir Ruka tu
road se ek Car tezi se guzri wo bal bal bach gya
Wo zor se Chilaya
Kon ho Tum?
Awaz aai k me Tumhen Musibat se Bachane wala Farishta hu
Wo ronay Laga aur Chilaya
"Tum us waqt kahan thy Jab MAIN SHADI kr Raha tha....?
Hahahahahaha
Effect Of Shadi -
Its just the matter of time when JAAN become JANWER and CUTIE become KUTTI..!!
Difference between Complete and Finished
When u marry the right person, u are complete. And when u marry the wrong person, u are Finished! And when the right one catches u with the wrong one, u are Completely Finished..!!
SHADI ME KHANA KHANE
K USUL.
1.Hamesha khane k qareeb wali maiz pakren
2. Jin logo k samne ziada khana khane se lehaz ata ho,un k sath na bethen
3. Khana khulne se pehle jb waiters position sambhalen to foran pani k bahane udhar ja ke khare hojaen
4. Khane ka chamcha apne hi dosto me ghomate rhe
5. Hamesha kaamm bant len Ksi dost ko salan pe lga den kisi ko biryani pr
Aur bache ko cold drink pr
6. Bht sare coldrink lakr sb ma se 1 1 ghont pee kr samne rkh len phr koi hath nhe lgye ga
7.Pehli dafa aisa smjh kr plate bahren k jese kabi nhe mila tha or na milega
8. Hamesha pehle mahenge itms par hath marain.
A public servis msg by, rasheed bawarchi.