Shadi SMS

Admi med store wale sy: mjhe zeher chahye

Chemist: main nahi dy sakta jb tk tmhare pas nuskha na ho,

Man show Nikah Nama.

Chmt: Sir bari bottle dun ya choti?

Ae Allah...

Mere Wo Tamam Gunah Muaf Farma...

jin ki waja se, Meri Shadi Ruki Hui hy.

Shadi shuda log "Ruki" Lafz Hata kr Prhen.

Shukrya.

Ae ALLAH mere .wo tamam gunah maaf farma . .

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jin ki waja se meri shadi ruki huwi hai.:D

(Aamen)

Dedicate to all Kanwari Party-)

A prince was cursed by a witch that he cud speak only 1 word per year. But if he does'nt he cud save d

words 4 the

next year.

Once he saw a pretty princess & fell in love. He waited for 10yrs to say her

"darling i luv u.

I wud like 2

marry u."

Guess wat da princess replied

"s0rry kya kaha??" :p

When u dvelop da abilty2 listen 2anythng without losing ur temper or

self-confdnce

&when u always behave like ur"deaf"then it means u r ready 2becom

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a"BAHU"

Man at medical store: I need poison.

Chemist: I can't sell u, until u have prescription.

Man showed his Nikah Nama.

Chemist: Sir bari bottle dun ya choti??

Girl Prayer before marriage:

Rabba! ya tau saas changi howay

Ya udi photo deewar tay tangi howay..

Written in a RESTAURANT:

"All our waiters are married.

They know, how to take orders."

Qus. Pyar Kar Ke Shaadi Karni Chahiye Ya Shaadi Kar Ke Pyar Karna Chahiye

Ans.

Shaadi Kar Ke Pyar Karna Chahiye, Per Is Ki Khabar Biwi Ko Nahi Honi Chahiye.

Shadi kay baad pehli raat dulha kamray main atay hoye chair se takra kar gir gaya

Dulhan ghabratay hoye aray Shahzad bhai aram se..

Moral

Aur karo khandaan main shadi...