Parent & Child SMS
Bacha Apni Maa Se: Mom 10 Rupee Dena Bahir ghareeb Ko Dene Hain
Maa: Kidhar Hai ghareeb?
Bacha: Bahir Khara "KULFI" Bech Raha Hai Bechara..
Lambi uraan se apne ghosle me lauti chiriya se uske bachon ne pocha:
Maa asman kitna bara hy?
Chiriya ne bachon ko apne paron me samet'te hoey kaha: Soo jao mere bachon, wo mere paron se chota hy.
"It's true...nothing in the world is bigger then shelter of Parent's Lap".
So take care of PARENTS.
When I was Studying
My Mom Was calling me
But I did not respond
I was deeply involved in Studies But she Called me again and again
I shouted Please Leave me to Study, My exam is near please
I want to Study, I want to Study
My Mom Slapped me and said
Stop Dreaming
Wake up and Study !
A boy Excitedly Tells His Mother He's Fallen In Luv & Says I'm Goin To Bring Over 3 Girls & U Try & Guess Which one I am Going To Marry
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The Next Day he Brings 3 Beautiful Girls to his House & They Chat 4a While
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Later He Says,"Ok Maa, Guess Which 1 I'm Goin To Marry?
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She Replies immediately
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The 1 wearing blue dress
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Boy
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Thats Amazing Maa, U R Right. How Did U Knw?
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The Pakistani Mother Replies
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kyon k yahi mujhe Zeher lag rahi hai )
Dad: give me ur mobile for a minute.
Son: wait dad,let me switch it on.
G.f pic: dlt
private video: dlt
girl's # listx: dlt
phone calls received: dlt
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Memory card format
s0n: here u go.
Dad: thanks ! I jxt want to see da time.
s0n: owaaaain -(
"Generation Gap"
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I told my Dad that I want an Apple or a Blackberry..
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He replied
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Kinoo da season aey putar, kinoo kha kinoo..
Couple date pr tha
lerke ki maa ne dekh liya.
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Maa ne call ki
.........Beta kahan ho?
Beta .. paper dene aya hu.
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Maa.. Zara dhyan se dena
es paper ka result aya to jaan se mar dungi.
SON: papa Kya hm Aeroplane Se ALLAH PAK k Pas Ja Sakty hai?
FATHER: My Son!
Hum Car Se B Ja Sakty hai Agr Car Ap ki Mama Drive karein To.
Little red riding hood didn't listen to her mother. Snow White lived with seven men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked without clothes on. These are the stories our parents raised us up with, and then they complain our generation's messed up.
Baap: agar is dafa tu fail hoa tau mujhe Abbu mut kehna
Result anay per Baap: Kya bana
Beta: Sorry yaar Akram tu ne baap kehlanay ka haq kho diya...