Parent & Child SMS

The reason why daughters love their DAD the most is. . . .

That there is at least one man in the world who will never hurt her!

Hard fact about youngsters,

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They are always busy watching the desktop wallpaper whenever their parents enter their room.

Beta: Papa men jb Business krunga to achay achay k hath men katora pkra dunga.

Papa: Good beta.

Pr wo kesay?

Beta:

' GOL GAPPAY '

bechunga.

1 larrka pee k aaya. Dad sey bachney k lye laptop ley kr baith gya.

Dad: pee k aaya hey na?

Son: nhi tou.

Dad: kmeeney, phr suitcase khol k kya type kr rha hy?

Awsome m0ment:

when v see dat Ammi iz buzy in s0me w0rk & there iz a bottle ov coLd drink in fridge,v silently go to da fridge, 0pen da bottle silently & suddenly a "phissssssssss" c0mes out ov it and Ami says: "rkh dy isse ye mehmano k liye hai",

then v cloze it immediately & say"muje lga paNi hai":P)

Boys disobey Parents many times

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But Parents are so kind

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They don't punish them everytime

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They just give them.

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"WIFE"

Maa: Beta ye derwazey pr gandey hathon k nishan tumharey hen?

Beta: Jee nhi ammi! Mein tou laat maar kr derwazah kholta hun..!!:D

A son asked to his father: What is the difference between mother tears and wife tears?

Father: Mother tears hit your heart and wife tears hit your pocket..!!

Aik larrka jo apney maa baap ki akloti olad tha ar bohat taiz driving kerta tha.

Aik din apnay baap sey kaha: Papa! Mein hydreabad ja rha hun merey lye dua kijiey ga k mein khairyat sey puhanch jaon.

Baap: Jao beta meri duain tumharey sath rhen gi mgr ye baat zehan mey rakhna k meri duaon ki speed 45 mile pr hour sey zyadah nhi hey..!!

Class 2 Ka Bacha School Sy Ghar Aya.

Ami Ny Kaha:Beta Thak Gaye Ho?

Kuch Dair "Pogo" Dekh Lo

Bacha:No Ami, Mujhe Sab SmS Samaj Aa Jatay Hain:D