Husband & Wife SMS
FaQeer: Bi Bi G
Apke Pas Kise Bhoke K lye Khana Hai?
Bi Bi G: Khana To Hai
Lekn wo Bhoka abe Tak Daftar Se aya Nahe hy
Sber or shuker dono hi ka brra derja hey
Isi lye..
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Biwi mekey gai ho tou shuker krein or ager ghar mey ho tou sber..!!:D
Defination of Wife?
Wife niaz k langer jeysi hoti hey. Jis mey chahtey huey bhi koi nuqs nhi nikaal sakta. Aqeedat or majburi k saath chup chaap khaatey jaiey:P
Husband wife watching an IPL match together:
After 5 minutes:
Wife: Is this Bret Lee?
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.
Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.
Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It's Bangalore vs Mumbai.
Wife: How many runs they need to win now?
Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.
Wife: Eh! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball.
Husband: *Turns off the TV*
Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching "Daily serial"
Husband: Who is girl here ?
Wife: Don't disturb me please .:x
Wife: Apki Blue Shirt MujSe Jal Gyi
Pappu: Mere Pas Wesi 1 or Shirt Hy
Wife pata He Mene Us me Se Kapra Kat
K Pehle Wale Me Laga Diya.
Hahaha
I never thought about this until my wife told me about it,
"if you marry 4 wives, you'll have to deal with 4 mother-in-laws..!!":P
Naraz husband biwi se phone pay:"Kya pakaya hai aaj khanay mein?"
Biwi gussay se:
"Zeher"
Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se Aaon ga :
Restaurant Advertisement:
We serve
Food as HOT as your Neighbour's Wife..
And
Beer as COLD as your own..!!:P
Wife: Jab tum Chars pety ho to mujhe "Paro" kehty ho.
Jab VISKY pety ho to "Darling" kehty ho.
Aaj khamosh Q ho?
Husband : Aaj me hosh me hun "churail".