Community SMS
PATHAN ADVICE, sheeshay k saamnay beth k study karne k
3 bare faiday....
1:Revision sath sath ho ja'ti he!
2:Apnay ooper nazar b rehti he!
3:Combined study b hojati he..
Pathan: hum ko shadi pr Susral se BMW mila hy
Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nhi dekhi
Pathan: Oye! BMW ka matlab hai.
"Bohat Mota Wife"??
MEMON Apne Betay ki Pitaai Laga Rha Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha Kya Hua Q Maar Rahay Ho Bacchay Ko?
*MEMON:
Kya Batao Janab Mene Isay New Shoes Lay Kr Diye or Samjhaya K Jab Zeenay pe Charhna 2, 2 Seerhiya Ikatthi Charhna Ta K Jootay Jaldi Kharab Na Ho
Is Ne 3, 3 Charhnay K Chakkar Me Chaddi Phaar Li
Memon's wife asked, 'how soon will u get married again if i die?'
He smiled and replied, 'I would prefer...
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Soyem with Valima..!!'
Aik Pthan aaina dekh k sochney lga, 'yaar isko kahin dekha hey?'
Thorri dair sochney k baad
'O teri khair, ye tou wohi hey jo merey saath us din baal katwa rha tha..!!'
LARKI: Tum Mery Sapno Mein, Khawabo Mein, Jazbaton Mein Rehtay Ho,
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PATHAN: Baji.. tm Ko Kisi Ne Bewakuf Banaya Hai, Hm to PESHAWAR Mein Rehta Hai
Pathan: O Yara! Tm Ek Msg Do Do Bar Q Bhejta Hai?
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Sardar: kar di na pathan wali bat Oye Ek To Tu Rakh Liya Kar,
Dusra Forward Kar Diya Kar.
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pathan : tm to pura sardar ka bacha hai ,3 br kia kar.
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srdar : wo q .?
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pathan : delet tmhara baap kary ga
Memon ki BV ne cal ki: Me jis jahaz me hon wo kharab hogaya aur girnay wala hy
Memon bola:
Tu 1 kaam kr
Jaldi se apna balance mery number pr send kr
:( :(
1 Chinese or 1 Pakistani Chand pey gaey. Wahan pohanch k neechey dekha
Chinese: Look at great wall of China!
Pakistani: Andhey, aaj jumma hy wo CNG ki line hy!
Sardar breaks an egg to make an omlet. The egg was empty.
He got frustrated n said, 'ullu ki patthiyan, aaj kal ki murghiyan bhi abortion kra leti hen..!!':D