Community SMS

Airhostes: Bha kuro gin na?

Memon: Biryani, Kachumbar, gajar jo Halwo, Samosa, ne chaa. ne in je baad khusboo waro pan..

Airhostes: Bha ii plane aye, Kutyana hall main ainjey pe jo valimo ne..

PATHAN ki wife pathan se aaj meney special khana banaya hai jisko kha ke aap khushi se pagal ho jao gey PATHAN jan aisa kia pakaya hay WIFE NASWAR GOSHT

Shaadi ki raat pathan confuse hogya k apni biwi se kya baat kare... ?

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Akhir woh bola..

Aap k ghar wal0n ko mal0m hy K aap aj raat yahan rukengi.

Pathan

Yara Ye

"SENT MESSAGE"

Kya Hota Hai?

2nd Pathan: Khuda Ka Qasam Tum To Bilkul Jahil Ka Bacha Hai

"SENT MESSAGE"

Ka Matlab

Khushbu Wala Message.

3 pathan picnic par gay vahan ja kr yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhul gay...

Decide kiya k sb se chota pathan ja ke pepsi le aye,

Chota pathan }}} main is shart per jata hon k tm meray ane tk samosey nahi khao ge.

dono ne kaha k thek hai 6 ghantay guzr gay pathan nai aya phir pura din guzar raat ho gai dono ne soca k ab samosey kha leny chahiye...Jesy hi smosa uthaya chota pathan drakht ke pechy se nikal k bola ......

Yar agar aisa karo gai to main nahi jao samjhe,,,,

Pathan: aaj meray parosi ka bacha gum hogaya, main ne mashwara diya tau buhut maar pari.

Friend: tum ne kya kaha tha?

Pathan: Main ne kaha Google per search karlo...

1 Doctor Memon kay peechay bhaag raha tha

Logon ne poocha kya hua

Doctor: 4 baar aisa hoa hai sala dimag ka operation karwanay ata hia aur baal katwa kar bhaaag jata hai ...

Memon: yeh kela kitnay ka hai??

Kelay wala: 1 rupee

Memon: 60 paisay main dega??

Kelay wala: 60 paisay main sirf chilka milayga

Memon: yeh le 40 paisay chilka tu rakhlay kela deday

INDIAN ATHLETE LOST GOLD MEDAL IN THE LONG JUMP

Sardar reads it in newspaper & comments:

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"Who told him to wear a gold medal while jumping?"

Pathan shiyaon ki majlis main gaya

wahan dekha sab seenay pe hath mar mar kar ro rahay hain

Pathan bola: sath yeh bhi tau bolo

All iz well

All iz well