Mehangayee

Girl : Aap mujhe lift dein gay to main apko apna numbr dungi :) . . . . . . . . . .

Boy : Jahan chaho wahan chor don ga, nmbr wmbr rhne do. Bas 100 ka petrol dalwa dena Baji:)

Moral :- "Mehangayee ne larkon ko bhi shareef bana diya hai %.