Totke SMS

Agar sabun pe plastic charha dia jaye or phr istemal kya jaye to sabun kabi nhi golay ga....

Nichy kia dekh rahay ho

Zubaida Apa hi hai yaar....

Ye magic winters me karne ka hai.

1 glass main thanda pani lain

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usy apnay qareeb baithay shaks pe dal den

woh thanda pani usay garam kardega

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woh uth kar aap ko thanda kardega

Zubaida Apa kay thanda garam totke..

Tooth paste karnay kay baad uski THOOK eik plate main jama karkay dhoop main sukha lain to dentonic powder bun jata hay.

Zubeida Apa kay aakh thoo totkay

Agar teen din tak subha neend se jaag kar kanga na kya jay to

Hair Style

Veena Malik jaisa hojata hai..

Zubaida Apa kay stylish totkey

Mai to logon ka bhala karti thi log tau meri jaan k dushman ho gaye..

Kamenu ne munni ko chora mere pechay hogaye

Zubaikda aapa interview dety hoye ro parien...

Agar koi Apko sms ya miscalls de kar tang kar raha hai to uska number Facebook per larki kay naam se likh dain aur maza dekhain...

Zubaida Apa kay chichoray totke...

Pilot to control tower:

this is IX327, I m 300 miles from land, 600 feet above water with no fuel, awaiting instructions

Control tower:

Contact Zubaida apa over..

Agar aap kay bachay zyada mitti khatay hain tau..

unhain thoda sa cement bhi khila dain buniaad pakki hogi

Zubaida apa kay bunyadi totkay...

Kisi aurat ko marnay ka asaan tarika:

Usay ek qeemti libas pehna k, behtareen jewelry aur cosmetics day kr ek room mai lock kr dain jaha aaina na ho..!!!

tarap tarap k is hasrat se mar jaegee k mai kesi lg rahi hoon!!

ZUBAIDA AAPA K QATIL TOTKAY!!!! :)

"Breaking News"

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Taweel Intizaar kay baad, aakhir Qoum kay samne is Haqeeqat ka Raaz khul hi gaya...!

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Pepsi walo ko 5 Rupay kam karnay ka Totka

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"ZUBAIDA AAPA" nay deya tha!

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