Boy & Girl SMS
Khatarnak insult...
Girl to Boy:
Main kesi lug rahi hun?
Abhi Beauty parlour se ayi hun.
Boy:
To??
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Band tha kya ?? :
Love letter by a mathmatician: My dear love, yesterday I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose , parabolic chin and spherical eyes , standing in a triangular garden.
Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude from your eyes at a deviation of theta radiands made a tangent to my heart, it is integrated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots.
Girl: Tauba hey. Aesey pyar ka kiya karna jis ka letter samjhnay k lye mujhey second year ka maths parrhna parrey..!!:D
Boy to Girl: Koi aisi baat kaho, jis main dukh bhi ho aur khushi bhi.
Girl: I love you Bhai.
Girlfriend on phone: Hi dear aaj tumhari bahut bahut yaad aa rahi hai, I seriously miss you..
Boyfriend: Arey...abhi to baat ki hum ne...
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GF: Oh, phir se tera number mil gya......sorry! :P
One Economical thought:
"The best line which helps 2 save money when going on dinner with ur GF:
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Bol kiya khayegi
MOTI.
Full form of GIRL:
G- Gussa hamesha nAAk pe
I- INNocent sirf shakal se :(
R- Roney ki automatic machine (
L- Larai mein sabki nAAni )
FuLL form Of BOyS:
B- Badmashiyon mein sab se AAgey :O
O- Ollu Ki Tarah rAAt mein JAAgen >
Y- YAArian Nibhate JAAn Laga Ke :<
S- SharEEf sirf apny bAAp k AAgey <
Girl-
Tum Larkay Sb Ek Jaisay Kyon Hotay Ho?
Nice Reply Given By Boy-
"Tum Sb ko Try Kyon Karti Ho"?
Boy:
Agar Me Kahon...
K Mujhko Tumse Mohabat hai,
Meri Bus Yehi Chahat hai
To Kya Kaho Gi..?
Girl:
Me Tumse Kahungi, is Baat ko Agar Tum.
Mujhe Ghuma Phira k Kehte,
Kahin Khaana KhiLa k Kehty,
Mujhy Mobile Dila k Kehty,
Us me Balance Dalwa k Kehtey... TO ACCHAAA HOOTAAAA.
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_//_ Oye hoye! Bachi to taiz nikli! (',')/ / ) ( _/ _:Rhne de yar koi or dakh ch0r usko bh0l ja.....
Most of the girls say boys r stone hearted......but dey alwys forget..wen something written on a stone cannot be rubbed....
A fat girl dialled her 0wn nmbr 0n hr b0yfriend's mbl t0 see hr name saved in list like D0ll 0r sweety
She was sh0cked t0 see
'MOTI DOUBLE ROTI calling'