Ramadan SMS

Ramadan!

The only month i have a date every evening.

Agr Shohar aur Biwi main Iftari k liye jhagra ho jaye aur Biwi batain sunaye to Shohar ko chahiye k juta uthaye,

Aur,

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Izzat k sath Masjid main aftar ker ly..!

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Wese soch apki Bhi achi hai bus HIMMAT ki baat hai...

Aftari ke rehnuma usool.

1. Dastarkhawan pr us jaga bethen jahan aapka

haath hr cheez pe jaa sake.

2. Sharbat ka jag apne saamne lekn thora sa door rakhain, warna sb aap se sharbat maangte rahainge.

3. Hr khane k 5 mint k bad thora sa sharbat pee lain taake pait me compaction ho jae or mazeed jaga bane.

4. Khajoor ki guthlian apne barabar wale ki guthlion k saath rakhain, taake aap per koi ilzam na lagae.

5. Aftari k dauraan shor thora ziada machen(maslan: are tmne tu kch lia hi nai, lo na yar) $ lekin khayl rahy bolty waqt samosa ya pakora aap k mooooo mein na ho wran sb ki nazron mein aa jao gaay.

Gravity on earth

9.8m/s2

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Gravity on bed at sehri time...

999.8m/s2 .:) :-p -)

A PINCHING REMINDER

Since shaitan is locked up during RAMADAN,

all what we are now showing, are our, own true colours !!

A short and a very true line...

"Zindagi Ko Ramzan Jaisa Bana Lo...

To Maut Eid Jaisi Hogi..

You are invited in aftar party at my home on

*some text missing*

jb pura msg ajae to ajana koi bahana ni chlega

Train me 2 admi safar ker rhe thy.

1st: kahan se arhe ho?

2nd: Lahore se

1st: wahan se to me b arha hu, Lahore me kahan se arhe ho?

2nd: Iqbal town

1st: wahan se to me b arha hu, ye btao Iqbal town me akahan se arhe ho?

2nd: phase 2

1st: wahan se to me b arha hn, ye btao phase 2 se kis k ghar se arhe ho?

2nd: Rasheed k ghar se.

1st: wahan se to me bhi arha hn, ye btao kahan jarhe ho?

2nd: Karachi

1st: wahan to me b jarha hn.

Aas paas k musafiro ne tang aa k pucha: Aakhir tm 2no ho kon?

Admi: Hum 2no bhai hain,roza hy time pas kr rhe hain.

"16 Ramzan Fatha e Makka Ka Din Hai",,,

,,,"Aur",,,

"Kitni Khamoshi Se Guzar Jata Hai",,,

"Jis K Bare Me Muslim Aur Non Muslim Kehte Hain",,,

,,,"Ye Aik Azeem Kamyabi Hai Jo Mohammad (S.A.W.W) Ne Bohut Takleef K Bad Hasil Ki Thi",,,

"Ye Agar Valentine Day Hota To Hum Pori Dunya Ko Mubarak Baad Dete Nahi Thakte Sochna Zaror",,,

,,,"Meri",,,

,,,"Taraf Se,,,

,,,"Aap Ko",,,

,,,"Aur",,,

,,,Tamam Muslim's Ko Fat'ha_e Makka",,,

,,,"Mubarak",,, ,,,"Ho",,,

Kuch Loogon Ki Humse Muhabbat Bi Ajeeb Hai,"._."DOST"._."

Samajte To Apna Hain Magar,,,

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Abi Tak Iftar Pe Nahi Bulaya...!!