Parent & Child SMS

Bacha Apni Maa Se: Mom 10 Rupee Dena Bahir ghareeb Ko Dene Hain

Maa: Kidhar Hai ghareeb?

Bacha: Bahir Khara "KULFI" Bech Raha Hai Bechara..

Lambi uraan se apne ghosle me lauti chiriya se uske bachon ne pocha:

Maa asman kitna bara hy?

Chiriya ne bachon ko apne paron me samet'te hoey kaha: Soo jao mere bachon, wo mere paron se chota hy.

"It's true...nothing in the world is bigger then shelter of Parent's Lap".

So take care of PARENTS.

When I was Studying

My Mom Was calling me

But I did not respond

I was deeply involved in Studies But she Called me again and again

I shouted Please Leave me to Study, My exam is near please

I want to Study, I want to Study

My Mom Slapped me and said

Stop Dreaming

Wake up and Study !

A boy Excitedly Tells His Mother He's Fallen In Luv & Says I'm Goin To Bring Over 3 Girls & U Try & Guess Which one I am Going To Marry

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The Next Day he Brings 3 Beautiful Girls to his House & They Chat 4a While

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Later He Says,"Ok Maa, Guess Which 1 I'm Goin To Marry?

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She Replies immediately

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The 1 wearing blue dress

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Boy

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Thats Amazing Maa, U R Right. How Did U Knw?

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The Pakistani Mother Replies

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kyon k yahi mujhe Zeher lag rahi hai )

Dad: give me ur mobile for a minute.

Son: wait dad,let me switch it on.

G.f pic: dlt

private video: dlt

girl's # listx: dlt

phone calls received: dlt

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Memory card format

s0n: here u go.

Dad: thanks ! I jxt want to see da time.

s0n: owaaaain -(

"Generation Gap"

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I told my Dad that I want an Apple or a Blackberry..

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Kinoo da season aey putar, kinoo kha kinoo..

Couple date pr tha

lerke ki maa ne dekh liya.

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Maa ne call ki

.........Beta kahan ho?

Beta .. paper dene aya hu.

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Maa.. Zara dhyan se dena

es paper ka result aya to jaan se mar dungi.

SON: papa Kya hm Aeroplane Se ALLAH PAK k Pas Ja Sakty hai?

FATHER: My Son!

Hum Car Se B Ja Sakty hai Agr Car Ap ki Mama Drive karein To.

Little red riding hood didn't listen to her mother. Snow White lived with seven men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked without clothes on. These are the stories our parents raised us up with, and then they complain our generation's messed up.

Baap: agar is dafa tu fail hoa tau mujhe Abbu mut kehna

Result anay per Baap: Kya bana

Beta: Sorry yaar Akram tu ne baap kehlanay ka haq kho diya...