Husband & Wife SMS

Husband:

Ek writer ne likha hai k

Shohar ko b ghar k Maamlo me bolne ka Haq hona chaiye.

Wife:

Wo Bechara bhi dekho Likh hi paya, Bol Nahi Saka.

A woman is driving home from work along the highway. Her husband calls her and says..."Be careful love, it's just been on the radio that someone is driving the wrong way on the highway!"

"Someone?" she replies, "there's bloody hundreds of them..!"

A civilized fight:

Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND

WIFE:

I wrote your name on sand it got washed

I wrote your name in air,it blew away

Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attck

HUSband:

God saw me hungry,He created pizza

He saw me thirsty,He created Pepsi

He saw me in dark,He created light

He saw me without problems,He created U

WIFE:

Twinkle Twinkle little star

U should know what U are

And once U know what U are

Then the Mental hospital isn't so far

HUSband:

The rain makes all things beautiful

The grass & flowers too

If rain makes all things beautiful,

Why doesn't it rain on U? -D

Global Recession and Financial Crisis have become so bad & serious nowadays that

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majority of the men have started Loving their own Wives

How to Make a Woman Happy?

Its not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man simply needs to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a chef

5. an electrician

6. a carpenter

7. a plumber

8. a mechanic

9. a decorator

10. a stylist

11. a driver

12. a psychologist

13. a pest exterminator

14. a psychiatrist

15. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly

46. love shopping

47. be honest

48. be rich

49. not stress her out

50. not look at other girls Easy ha na ye sub kuch..???

"Definition of wife"

wife is the seventh sense which destroys all the six senses"

And makes you a Complete

"Non sense"...

A line written on a MAN's t-shirt..

ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL

BUT

MY WIFE IS QUEEN...

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OF THEM......

Dedicated To Mashriqi Wife:

Husband:

aj khane mai kia bnaogi?

Wife:

wo jo ap kaho.

H:

dal chawal bna lo

W:

abi kal hi to khaye hay

H:

to sabzi roti bana lo

W:

bachay nahi khayegay

H:

to cholay puri bana lo

W:

mujhay heavy lagta hay

H:

anday aaloo bana lo

W:

phr subha nashtay may kia khaoge?

H:

parathay

W:

raat ko parathay kon khata hay?

H:

hotel say mangwa letay hay

W:

roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chaye

H:

Kerhi chawal

W:

dahi nahi hai

H:

matter?

W:

us may time lagega

pehle bolte ap

H:

maggi bana lo,Us may time nahi lagega

W:

us say pait nahi bharega

H:

phir ab kia bnaogi?

W:

"WO JO AP KAHO"..

A guy was searching these words on Google

"How to tackle a wife.."

Google Search Result:

" Even we are searching.." :D

Wife: kal jo bikhari aaya tha woh bohat badtamiz tha...

Husbnd:kyon..?

Wife: maine use kal khana diya or aj usne muje ek kitab gift kardi....

Husband: kaun si....??

Wife: Khana pakane ki...!