Community SMS

PATHAN ADVICE, sheeshay k saamnay beth k study karne k

3 bare faiday....

1:Revision sath sath ho ja'ti he!

2:Apnay ooper nazar b rehti he!

3:Combined study b hojati he.. :p

Pathan: hum ko shadi pr Susral se BMW mila hy

Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nhi dekhi

Pathan: Oye! BMW ka matlab hai.

"Bohat Mota Wife"??

MEMON Apne Betay ki Pitaai Laga Rha Tha

Kisi Ne Pucha Kya Hua Q Maar Rahay Ho Bacchay Ko?

*MEMON:

Kya Batao Janab Mene Isay New Shoes Lay Kr Diye or Samjhaya K Jab Zeenay pe Charhna 2, 2 Seerhiya Ikatthi Charhna Ta K Jootay Jaldi Kharab Na Ho

Is Ne 3, 3 Charhnay K Chakkar Me Chaddi Phaar Li

Memon's wife asked, 'how soon will u get married again if i die?'

He smiled and replied, 'I would prefer...

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Soyem with Valima..!!'

Aik Pthan aaina dekh k sochney lga, 'yaar isko kahin dekha hey?'

Thorri dair sochney k baad

'O teri khair, ye tou wohi hey jo merey saath us din baal katwa rha tha..!!'

LARKI: Tum Mery Sapno Mein, Khawabo Mein, Jazbaton Mein Rehtay Ho,

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PATHAN: Baji.. tm Ko Kisi Ne Bewakuf Banaya Hai, Hm to PESHAWAR Mein Rehta Hai

Pathan: O Yara! Tm Ek Msg Do Do Bar Q Bhejta Hai?

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Sardar: kar di na pathan wali bat Oye Ek To Tu Rakh Liya Kar,

Dusra Forward Kar Diya Kar.

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pathan : tm to pura sardar ka bacha hai ,3 br kia kar.

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srdar : wo q .?

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pathan : delet tmhara baap kary ga

Memon ki BV ne cal ki: Me jis jahaz me hon wo kharab hogaya aur girnay wala hy

Memon bola:

Tu 1 kaam kr

Jaldi se apna balance mery number pr send kr

:( :(

1 Chinese or 1 Pakistani Chand pey gaey. Wahan pohanch k neechey dekha

Chinese: Look at great wall of China!

Pakistani: Andhey, aaj jumma hy wo CNG ki line hy!

Sardar breaks an egg to make an omlet. The egg was empty.

He got frustrated n said, 'ullu ki patthiyan, aaj kal ki murghiyan bhi abortion kra leti hen..!!':D