Politics SMS
Breaking News
Rehman Malik ne Surah Ikhlaas ghalat parhnay per apnay security guards se maafi maang li hia ..
Wikileaks
Mulk ki Khidmat karnay kay liye sirf doctor ya engineer banna zaroori nahi
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Ap security guard bhi ban saktay hain...
Girl: Mardon ki harkatain dekh k ji karta hia apnay kuttay se shadi karlon per mard se na karon.
Doc: Bibi, Benazir ne bhi yahee galti ki thi anjaam dekh liya na uska
Corruption has been spread to every corner of Pakistan..
Even My Computer says: Some files are corrupted..
Origin of the word POLITICS is quite funny.
It is Latin & made up of 2 words
'poli' meaning 'many'
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'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
How true!
Yeh message itna for karain kay Zardari kay security guard tak pahaunch jaye...
Teri meharbani kuch kar yaar!!
mein shohrat ka talib naheen,
mein protocole ka talib naheen,
mein aalishan bangley ka talib naheen,
mein rupeye jama karney ka talib naheen,
"Bus mujhe President bna do baqi kaam mein khud kar loon gha
Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain
Pathan:
Pata nahi
Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay
Pathan:
"ZARDARI"
A Thermometer is Not tHE ONLY tHING tHAT gETS a "DEGREE" without Having a BRAIN!!
(A TRIBUTE to Pakistani Politicians)
Dair se anay per aur apnay mian ko saath na lanay per bibi salman taseer per baras pareen..