Movies SMS

1 Bacha Dabang film dekh kr aya...! .

School me sir: Tumhare saare ans galat hen marks den to kahan?.

Bacha: KAMAL KARTE HEN MASTER JI... . MARKS HE TO MANG RAHE HEN, . CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPAR MAAR K BHI LE SAKTE HEN. .

Sir: Begairat . Bacha: BEGAIRAT SE YAAD AAYA, . AAP K PAPA KAISE HEN? .

Sir: Nikal ja meri class se. .

Bacha: CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO . WARNA ANS SHEET ME ITNE CHED KARENGE K CONFUJE HO JAOGE K MARKS KAHAN DEN OR ZERO KAHAN DEN. .

Master: kambakht 1 thapr parega aqal thekne ajaegi .

bacha: THAPR SE DAR NAHI LGTA SAHAB FAIL HONAY SE LGTA HY...

Meera to jeweller: Show me" Defeat of Sleep"

Jeweller: Kia.....??

Meere: Oh u paindo.. Muje 'Sony ka haar' dikhao...:D :p..

Wanted:-

1 bar jo mene msg bhejna shoro kardiye to uske bad to me apne balance ki bi nai sunta..

Dabang:-

Hum tumare cell me itne msg bhejegain k saly conphuse hojaoge ke prhy kahan se aur dlete kahan se kren.

DAGA RORA PISTA DMA KHAIR LAKAL SHEELA PUI PUI ZAMA JANAN..

Samajh ai??

Pathan pooch raha hai ke "SHEELA" ka koi Bhai bhi Jawan hua hai kya???

Aaj Katrina Kaif ki birthday hia.

Jo ye msg 9 logo ko send karayga us kay khuwaab main Katrina Kaif aygi.

1 larke ne jhut samjh k delete kar diya us kay khuwaab main Zubaida Apa agai.