Funny / Jokes SMS
Once upon a time,
A thief broke into my Room. He started searchng for Money.
I woke up &
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started searching wid him :p
Intehai Educational shair arz hain..
Honton py hai lipstick or naina kajal se lais
Neutralization Takes place when acid react with base
Us k bhai ne mjhy bht peeta
Sin theeta over cos theeta is equal to tan theeta
Kutta bhi apni gali me hota hai king
Noun is the name of persn place or thing
Us ko na rhi mere pyar ki qadar bus phr mene bhi soch lia is qadar
Two parallel lines can not intersect each other...:p
Wonderful confession by a girl
in church and amazing reply
she got ...
She : i m in love with a boy
who is far away from me.
I m in India and he lives in uk. We met
on marriage website,
Became friends on fb,
Had long chats on whatsapp, Proposed
each other
on skype,
N now 2 months of
relationship through viber, I need ur
blessings and good
wish. ''oh god'',
Guy besides her
said :
now get married on twitter,
Have fun on tango,
Buy your kids from ebay, Send them
through gmail, And if u r fed up with
ur
husband or kids then sell them on OLX...) :p
Is garmi mai ishq, wafa, Waaday, kaali aankhiyan, naagin zulfain, chand sa chehra... etc
Sb
mil
k
bhi
Aik glass sharabat ka muqabla nahi kar sakty.
Education is an Organized System
in which we Waste half of our Life,
To learn how to Waste the remaining half of Life.
Ashfaq sahab apni kitab me likhte hn
agr BV KHUBSURAT
or
BA-IKHLAQ hoto yaqeen rakho tume Jannat zarur milegi
Mgr
agr BV ki Saheli KHUBSURAT ho to dunya hi Jannat hy
Parhne ka shukriya
ye Korangi wale Ashfaq sahab hn jo 2 numbr pe gutke ka cabin chalate hn
Jin: bottle sy Aazad hone k bad,
kya hukam hy mery Aaqa?
Admi:
Kuch Aesa karo k Dunya mein Jitny Shohar hain unki Biwiyan unki Farmabrdaar hojaen
Jin:
Bottle mein Wapis Jaty howe Bola Biviya Or FarmaBardar
"Chacha Bottle ka Dhakkan zara tight Band karna"..
Photographer studio me 6 saal ke bachey sy:
Mari taraf dekho beta
is camera se kabutar nikly ga.
Bacha:
Focus adjust kar
Jaahilon wali baat mat kar
Portrait Mode Use kar
Micro k sath
High Resolution me pic aani chahiay
Facebook pe upload karni hy
wrna paise nhi milen ge.
SAALA...
"kabutar nikale ga.."
Tere bap ne kbutar dala tha is me
A naughty answer given by a woman when asked: How do you feel when any man gives u a flying kiss?
Woman: I hate such lazy men
Agr tum us waqt muskura sakte ho
jb tum gham ki shiddat se poori tarha se toot chuke ho,
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To yaqeen jano tum se bari film koi nhi-)