Funny / Jokes SMS
Golden words Agar kisi insan ka ikhlaq dekhna chahty ho to us k mobile ka inbox delete krdo...:p
Phr dakho tamasha....:p :D
Life has many ways to make you weak. But always remember 3 things that will keep you strong... . . . . .
Breakfast Lunch & Dinner :D
Think hatke & Eat Datke
Aao sary din ki baatain karain .
Light chali gai ay,
Light aa gai ay,
light jan vali ay,
light an valli ay,
light nai ai,
light nai gai,
light ja v sakdi a,
light aa v sakdi a,
light dim aa rai a,
light tez aa rai a,
light aa Q nai rai,
light ja Q nai rai, O gai g, O i g,
Pyary Pakistan ki pyari btain
Boss 50 Pathar Jahaz Ma Rakhe Hn 1 Niche Pheka To Baqi Kitne Bache?
Emp: Sir 49
Bos: Hathi Ko 3 hison me frig me rkho?
Emp: Frig khola Hathi rkha Frig bnd krdia
Bos: ab 4 hison me HiRAN frig Me Rkho?
Emp: Frig Kola Hathi nikla Hran rkha frig bnd krdia
Bos: Shr ki Slgra hy sb jnwr aye 1 nh aya q?
Emp: Q k Sir Hran to frig me hy
Bos: 1 Budhi orat Mgr Much se bhary Drya ko kese par krgi?
Emp: Sir Tair k qk mgr much to Sher ki Slgra me gye hue hn
Bos: Akhri Swal wo orat phr b mr gai btao q
Emp: Sir dub gai hogi
bos: nhi us k sar pe wo pathar laga jo hm ne jahaz se pheka tha Kal se kam pr mat Ana.
BRANDED WORLD:
A rich girl was walking by the river side in jungle & suddenly saw a Crocodile and a Cheetah.. She screamed: OH MY GOD.. LACOSTE and PUMA :P
Arab couple went 2 London, in the hotel room, husband heard his wife scream 'Faar Faar' (arabic word for Mouse)
He wanted to inform Room Service but didnt know English word for Faar.
Husband: Hello Room Service?
Room Service: Yes Sir, how can I help you?
Husband: you know Tom & Jerry?
Room Service: Yes Sir, I know.
Husband: Walla Habibi, JERRY is here, in our Room...!!
Message by Confused Alarm Clock to Dear Human, . . . . . . .
You get Mad when I wake you up & you also get Mad when I don't wake you..
"What is that you Exactly want from ME?" ..
Don't Try To Understand Women
Women Understand Women And They Hate Each Other ...!! -)
Dad's writes on son's facebook wall:
Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot.
Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.