Boy & Girl SMS
Always remember: When HE cancels a date, it is because.. "HE HAS TO" But When SHE cancels a date, it is because.. "SHE HAS TWO"
A Woman Is Like
BLUETOOTH.
You are Next To Her,
She Stays Connected.
You Go Away, She Finds New
Devices . . .
A Man, However, Is Like
WIFI. . .
Where
Many Devices Can Connect To
Him As Long As
He Is Not Secured -)
Larki: Ye kon sa station ha?
Larka: Friendship karo gi to btaon ga!!
Larki:
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Ufffff Allah,
Karachi agaya,
A boy & girl on date!
Boy- I Can Do AnythinG For U..
Girl- Can U Die For Me ?
Boy- Yes !
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Girl- Can U Bring Stars For Me?
Boy- Yes!
Girl- Can U Delete Ur Facebook Account For Me?
Boy- Tu ja Behan, tere ghar wale pareshan ho rahe honge..! :)
3 young Ladies proposed a MaN.He had to choose one of thm
He testd by giving thm Rs.5000 each 2 spend
1 bought make up stuff & new dresses n said she wantd 2 luk gud 4 him
2nd got him few expensive shirts & ties n prfumes n said she wantd him to luk gud
3rd one invested the money, Got profit & returned him original amount,saying dat she saved da rest 4 their future
Finally MAN decided To marry
The lady who was
the prettiest:D
Men never change :p
A boy:
Yaar me ne apni friend ko gift dena hai kiya don?
Dost:
Gold ki ring de dy.
Boy:
Koi bari cheez bata yaar.
Dost:
Tractor ka pichla tyre de de..!
GIRL: Jb tmhe meri yad ati ha tum kia krte ho
BOY: Me tmhari favrit choclate khata ho
0r tm kia krti ho
GIRL: me b 2 Gold Leaf pe leti
hoon ..
New generation Girls wish -
I dont want any prince charming coming on a white
horse ...
I would rather lyk a vampire coming in a BMW. :P :Dhahaha
All about a girl:
when she is quite,Millions of things r running in her mind..
When she is not Arguing,she is thinking deeply..
When she stares at u,she says i love u,she means it..
When she says i miss u,No 1 in ths world can miss u more than her..
GIRLS r always special....
She is always a priceless treasure..
Never hurt her or take her wrong..
Pass this to every gurl to make her smile n every boy to make them realize...!
Difference between liability and asset?
A drunk guy is a liability and a drunk girl is an asset.