Boy & Girl SMS

A boy died and his soul was taken to heaven, angels were shocked to see his heart still beating....

Boy replied : "I might be dead but my lover still lives in my heart."

and thus the boy was sent to

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Hell

for Over-Acting

Boy in hostel:Yaar Boht bara dhoka ho gaya.

Dost:kya hua?

boy:Main ne Ghar se books k liye paisay mangwaye thy

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unhon ne books hi bhej di

Girl:Book store me sales man se,

kia apke pas ye kitab he:

" Larkiyan zaheen hoti hai "

Salesman:Madam lateefonki kitaben doosri taraf hain

First girl:

Aaj kal ke larkon ka koi aitbaar nahi, main to ab Vicky ka munh bhi nahi dekhoongi.

Second:

Kyun, kia hua? Tum ney usey kisi aur larki ke saath daikh lia?

First:

Nahi usney mujhey kisi aur larkay ke saath daikh lia hai halankay woh kal keh raha tha ke woh Lahore ja raha hai!

Kamina, Jhoota, dhokay baaz, faraibi, Makkar insan...!