Boy & Girl SMS
Boy aur Girl mei jhagra ho raha tha.
Aakhir Boy bola:
Dekho yah masla humein Larai se nahi Aqal se hal karna chahye!
Girl:
Haan haan...
Ta'kay tum Jeet jao!!
Beautiful line written at Petrol pump..
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Avoid GIRL FRNDZ,
It save 90%
Petrol... :P
Gf - "I cheated." Bf - "So what do u think I love u?I was also cheating u for past 2 yrs."
Girl cried & said "I was talking about exams."
Boy:oOops )
Boy to girl::'( I love u & i want to marry u
Girl::) Apni shakal daikhi hai.
boy:) Daikhi hai to tery pas aya hn warna katrina kaif k pas na jata-)
Dual heart attack msg by a girl...
1st msg:
lets break up now. . . .
It's all Over
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2nd msg:
sorry! Sorry!!
That was not for u...
Larki: me kal tum se milne nahi aa sakti.
Larka: chalo me tumhara gift kisi aur ko de deta hun
Larki:mera matlab tha kal nahin aa sakti..abhi kahan ho tum?
Girl to her brother:Wat r u going to gift grand mother on her birthday?
Boy:A football
Girl:But she don't play football?
Boy:at my birthday she gave me books
B0¥ did the mistake,
G¡RL shoutd at him,
B0¥ said:"Sorry"
G¡RL did the mistake,
B0¥ shoutd at her,
G¡RL started crying,
B0¥ said:"Sorry"
GIRLZ ROCK-)
Girl: Is dress ki kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Only 5 Kisses
Girl: or us dress ki?
Shopkeeper: 10 Kisses
Girl: Donu dress pack kardo, bill daadi dengi...
A Fact :
"A Girl Will Always Forgive And Forget
But
She Will Never Let You Forget That She Had Forgiven And Forgotton ":D